badposting
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

Ah fuck wrong button.
Y'know there's a popular theory that aliens are actually beings from another dimension so say hi to globby glorp 
I did and he called me glooby :( 
Get gloobed on 
Noooo I'm groovy! I'm groovy! 
You're glooby and never groovy 
You can totally get owls from eggs.
K I L L E D
Ha ha classic Glorp
It's probably about as likely as aliens being from other solar systems. Figuring out how to travel faster than light seems about as impossible as figuring out how to escape this reality entirely
If you were training hard enough you would have figured it out by now kefla 
Can I push the button?
I just like pushing buttons, tbh.
pushing the communism button but it takes 50 years to show up because you also pushed every other button on the elevator
Good point. Y'all probably shouldn't trust me with the communism button. Get someone who knows what they're doing to press it.
it's right here though. Or are you just trying to will yourself into being him
Push it already 😡