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we can list movie titles with one word swapped out for "beanis"

beanis interviewer

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[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

The Lord of the Beanis: Return of the Kingney Beans

[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Bucker and Bail vs. Beanvil

[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I Beanis What You Beaned Last Bummer

[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 1 points 3 days ago

Bean & Beetimus vs. Beanies

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 4 points 3 days ago
[–] Wmill@hexbear.net 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

We can use chotGPT to make the list and narrate it while we're at it

[–] kleeon@hexbear.net 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] Wmill@hexbear.net 3 points 3 days ago

How ChodeGPT made me lose my marriage

[–] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 4 points 3 days ago

Step one: make a list of all one word movie titles

Step two: all beanis

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 3 points 3 days ago

What is this? Some kind of Chapo Trap House?

[–] reader@hexbear.net 3 points 3 days ago
[–] ourtimewillcome@hexbear.net 3 points 3 days ago

ChapoChatHouse

[–] batsforpeace@hexbear.net 2 points 3 days ago

under the tuscan bean

[–] OgdenTO@hexbear.net 1 points 3 days ago

John Beanis

Beanis and Furious

Mad Beanis

The Evil Beanis