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[–] NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 72 points 2 months ago

Are we literally at the "Thank me for abusing you" stage?

Wow.

[–] _cryptagion@anarchist.nexus 44 points 2 months ago (2 children)

is it wrong for me to say I hope she trips down the white house stairs and that the marble steps wipe that smug little look off her face?

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 21 points 2 months ago

yes. one should avoid leaving grease slicks on stairways. its dangerous.

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 months ago

The diamonds on her cross tear her jugular and she does a full Charlie?

[–] kikutwo@lemmy.world 33 points 2 months ago

From someone who actually resembles a piglet.

[–] HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)

But he is also the most transparent president in history.

Haha, ok sure Jan

[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 3 points 2 months ago

I can see right through him, to be fair.

[–] lobut@lemmy.ca 16 points 2 months ago

Ah yes, any time Trump is offended he calls people "nasty" and horrible people and all that shit. When he offends others, it's a privilege ...

[–] CCMan1701A@startrek.website 6 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Yes, the way I interpreted her response was that this will happen because the president is not professional and that's just how it is.

[–] collapse_already@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 months ago

I heard, "he is too dumb to know how to behave with decorum."

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

I mean, from that perspective, she's not wrong.

Doesn't make it right though.