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[–] quick_snail@feddit.nl 2 points 4 hours ago

I guess Mamdani gave Trump some gift and told him that his penis wasn't small.

[–] quick_snail@feddit.nl -1 points 4 hours ago

Yeah, I never really understood "turn the volume up"

Is Mamdani a coward or what?

[–] givesomefucks@lemmy.world 60 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'm watching the press conference now, and I think a big part is Mamdani talks with his hands and has a bunch of giant flashy gold rings on.

trump just zones out like a baby watching someone jingle keys, and then says "I love this guy!" Probably without even realizing why.

I had to go back and look at old pics, he always wears them, but they're insanely shiny in this video. I think he got them polished and trump has "jewelry store lights" that accentuate gold to make his spray painted home Depot shit look real.

So you come in with freshly polished real gold and it's mesmerizing in comparison

[–] PalmTreeIsBestTree@lemmy.world 43 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Mamdani is a clever dude. I give him my praise lmao.

[–] IronBird@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (2 children)

i'm really worried this guy is gonna get assassinated, man seems to know the game really well

[–] kelpie_returns@lemmy.world 14 points 23 hours ago

Don't speak that evil into being

[–] HobbitFoot@thelemmy.club 2 points 18 hours ago

Probably why he doesn't want to do any parades.