Strong water makes men hard
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Strong water makes men hard
Hard water wastes detergent 
I prefer heavy water. All are impressed with my alpha density!
Strong men are encrusted in calcium deposits for extra armour. Strong men have a large claw for crushing the skulls of weak men. Strong men walk sideways for a smaller profile when approaching prey. Strong men dig their own houses in the sand with nothing but their claws.
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STRONG MEN ALTER THEIR DNA TO MORE PERFECTLY MATCH THEIR CARCINE BETTERS. STRONG MEN CAN CRACK OPEN A CAR LIKE A SNAIL SHELL AND SLURP OUT THE CONTENTS! STRONG CRABS WRENCH THE WEAK MEN OUT OF THEIR COMFORTABLE HOMES WITH THEIR WICKED CLAWS, TEARING SOFT FLESH ASUNDER!!!!
Strong men make salt water
Strong men make soft water, soft water makes weak men, weak men make hard water