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Somebody told me that hand buzzers are ableist so I need to head to the joke store and stock up on something else. Should I get fake boogers?

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[–] Florn@hexbear.net 8 points 3 weeks ago

Unfortunately they just don't taste right

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Buying fake boogers at the grocery store like that frozen ready to eat cookie dough

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 5 points 3 weeks ago

When I sneeze silly string comes out.

[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 3 weeks ago

What about offending the noseless?

[–] ProgAimerGirl@hexbear.net 4 points 3 weeks ago

check it out folks this haute bouj is buying fake boogers as a status symbol when he's got a mine filled with the real thing but no willpower to do a little bit of manual labor

[–] gramxi@hexbear.net 2 points 3 weeks ago

boogers are already vegan

[–] Speaker@hexbear.net 1 points 3 weeks ago

One of these guys but it's a Juul pod or something.