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badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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I'm not interested in debate. DISENGAGE!

Ha! Now I have the last word because I said disengage and since I expressed both viewpoints at the same time I am both correct and incorrect preemptively! I win! Everyone bow to my genius! I am the best leftist now.

I am drunk.

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[–] nothx@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Horrendous post. Thank you.

[–] ConcreteHalloween@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I have made the worst post on bad posting, which means I have made the best post, I have achieved ascendancy!

[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago

double plus ungood posting, exemplary

[–] LeninWeave@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago

waow-based

is-this Dialectics?

[–] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago

Hey, it's me; 3 Hour Old Account. I have some opinions on Zohran I'd like to share.

[–] ghost_of_faso3@lemmygrad.ml 10 points 2 months ago
[–] ratboy@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago
[–] TheSpectreOfGay@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago

i know you said to disengage but i really like my fiance :/

[–] Trying2KnowMyself@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago

Drinking is sinful. That’s why I’m an atheist.

[–] shath@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

struggle session but i struggle to not poop my pants

[–] shath@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago

struggle failed

[–] Marxism_Sympathizer@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago

I am drunk.

hell yeah ill drink to that

[–] Moidialectica@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Hold on what if we have a struggle session in a badpost? Wouldn't it make it the worst post, because it was so bad that not even badposters could accept it?

[–] ratboy@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago

Or maybe it'd be so bad it would pull a double negative and become a good post

[–] unaware@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] ConcreteHalloween@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] unaware@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago

Saul Goodpost saul-stare