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Information published about the show by London Palladium included further warnings of ‘imitation blood' and 'some violence'
Fan Gerald Dixon told The Sun: “What next? A warning that the hit musical includes catchy tunes?

“This nonsense is enough to make anyone utter the Lord's name in vain.”

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[–] DerisionConsulting@lemmy.ca 30 points 2 months ago

This is an article about a different newspaper's quote from a random person who didn't like that the musical had a warning about fake blood.

I'm not from the UK, is The Standard known for being a content mill?

[–] elevenbones@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 months ago

"As someone who's never seen it, nor heard anything about it, I think the whole musical is stupid."
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Lmao

[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 10 points 2 months ago

Well the Bible IS nonsense, so that squares

[–] kbal@fedia.io 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Nonsense!? I found Jesus Christ Superstar to be quite theologically sound. My Catholic grandmother agrees.

[–] DerisionConsulting@lemmy.ca 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The random person on the street that a paper interviewed said that the content warnings were nonsense, not that a warning says that the show is nonsense.

[–] Manjushri@piefed.social 7 points 2 months ago (2 children)

A warning saying the show is nonsense would be reasonable. In my opinion, religion, or anything else that requires belief in something despite contradictory evidence is, by definition, nonsense.

[–] DerisionConsulting@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 months ago

The show is pretty blatant in the stance that Jesus was just a normal (non-magical, not a god) human philosopher who was a little mentally unwell, and how he started to believe the tall tales that other people were telling about him.

[–] 4am@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 months ago

Do you think that Jesus Christ Superstar is an evangelical piece or something?

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[–] brendansimms@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

great musical