this post was submitted on 28 Nov 2025
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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


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  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

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This is bad UX. I can’t tell if I’m subscribed only to frogs or to everything but frogs. Gimme the frogs! doggirl-tears

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[–] Blakey@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'm running out of frogs! Haven't been seeing as many lately.

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That's okay :) hopefully more show up

[–] Blakey@hexbear.net 2 points 2 months ago

They're still around, I can hear them now! I just never seem to catch them out and about any more.

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

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[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago

Noooo that's not how this bit is meant to work you're meant to say unsubscribe rage-cry

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