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[–] DaCrazyJamez@sh.itjust.works 37 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Stop calling me, "raccoon!"

[–] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

I am Groot.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 32 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Shocked it's regular Virginia and not west Virginia

[–] jordanlund@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

Probably why it's news. 😉

[–] optissima@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

DW, it's in the county locally referred to as "Klan-over" so it's not too far off

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Is West Virginia known for being a heavily racist state? I heard the state was originally founded by splitting off from Virginia during the Civil War to join the north. So as far as I know, it's the only state that was explicitly founded as a fight against slavery.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

Not really. West Virginians are more stereotyped as uneducated and impoverished. Like you expect some bigotry, but the kind that can be soothed over by a few pies and a couple years of hard work alongside them in the community.

Regular Virginia on the other hand, is stereotyped as a middle class, very white, former confederate state that's gone swing in recent decades. You don't expect someone to start saying overtly racist shit because they're Virginian, but if they do, it's gonna be bad and you're not shocked.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

and a demographically noticeable amount of folk resettled from the south to tennessee and kentucky because they fought for the union.

[–] Deadlytosty@lemmy.world 30 points 1 month ago

Looks like Hanover County Animal Protection and Shelter should rebrand to Hangover County Animal Protection and Shelter

[–] athairmor@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago

I’m impressed that he made it to the bathroom.

[–] pastermil@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 month ago

Ending the year with a rockstar racoon, I see.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

awwwww he thinks he's people

[–] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 month ago

Why? Was there white powder on the top of the toilet tank?

[–] agedcorn@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

I think I've found my spirit animal.

[–] Jhex@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

the raccoon later that week…

[–] yggstyle@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

The raccoon was quoted saying "do what you must - I have already won" as they took it away.