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[–] cypherpunks@lemmy.ml 28 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Phew! I am extremely relieved to find out those videos are fake.

It's pretty fucked up of TikTok to have tricked us like that, but I'm sure under Larry Ellison's new leadership they'll sort things out.

[–] ameancow@lemmy.world 23 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Now that we know the genocide isn't actually real, we can all pokemon-go to the nearest AIPAC funded democrat candidate and make sure the oldest, richest, set-in establishment dems remain in power through the midterms! yaaay!

[–] Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 28 points 1 month ago (14 children)

Genocide denial in the face of obvious genocide is genocide support.

Clinton remains the de facto head of the centrist wing of the party, and she's telling everyone the only thing they've ever been about.

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[–] CerealKiller01@lemmy.world 27 points 1 month ago (16 children)

Hillary Clinton: People are learning about what happened on October 7th from social media. Some of it is totally made up, some of it not at all representing what they claim to be showing. It’s a serious problem for democracy. Headline: Hillary Clinton Says Young Americans Are Pro-Palestine Because They Watch ‘Totally Made Up’ Videos of Gaza Horrors. Lemmy: Fuck Hillary Clinton. Also, MAGA are fueled by fake stuff they see on social media. Also, we can't trust mainstream media.

It's not a matter of being pro-Palestinian, or even who's right. It's a matter of being able to have a conversation with enough common ground.

[–] anarchiddy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That is where they were learning about what happened on October 7th, what happened in the days, weeks, and months to follow.

You missed the part being referenced in the headline. She isnt just talking about Oct 7 but everything that took place following it. Her complaint wouldnt make sense in any other context, and it's the same complaint Netanyahu and Blinken have made, too.

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[–] GaryGhost@lemmy.world 27 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Can't imagine why people thought you're fake

[–] Shamber@lemmy.world 26 points 1 month ago

The length this hag will go to just feel relevant, shut the fuck up! And keep bending over to your AIPAC god

[–] Bronzebeard@lemmy.zip 25 points 1 month ago

Did the money she sold herself for to say this dumb shit really change her life in any noticable way?

[–] quick_snail@feddit.nl 25 points 1 month ago (9 children)

I don't get it. Why is she still paying lip service to AIPAC?

Or is she really just an islamophobic, genocidal bitch?

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[–] HazardousBanjo@lemmy.world 25 points 1 month ago

This bitch and her husband need to disappear off the face of the Earth already.

So few people manage to be hated by everyone in every political camp in America, yet she and Bill mastered it.

[–] Hadriscus@jlai.lu 24 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If it talks like a fascist,.....

[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] khepri@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago

OMG will this woman please leave us all alone at some point or does she plan to live to 150 before she drags us all down to hell with her?

[–] Professorozone@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago

I guess the UN was watching the same made up stuff.

[–] Lianodel@ttrpg.network 18 points 1 month ago

She's in the same camp as Giuliani: A shitty person, who would have had a much better reputation had they just shut the fuck up.

She was always an awful candidate, and the DNC made a HUGE fucking mistake supporting her. But, after Trump, libs would probably joke about her the way they joke about Al Gore. "If only they had won, we would all be at brunch!"

Instead, she pops up every year or two to punch left, remind everyone she sucks, and then does fuck all for anyone until next time.

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

Bitch its time for you to fade into history.

[–] Randomgal@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

But Democrats are definitely not the soft side of th same team. Lmao.

[–] BigDiction@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

“It’s not just the usual suspects. It’s a lot of young Jewish Americans who don’t know the history and don’t understand,” she claimed, adding, “A lot of the challenge is with younger people. More than 50% of young people in America get their news from social media.”

Who exactly are the usual suspects Clinton is referring to?

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[–] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 14 points 1 month ago

Suggestion: let's fly to Gaza together and see it for ourselves, then we can discuss further.

[–] _cryptagion@anarchist.nexus 12 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I wish somebody would Luigi this litch.

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[–] Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If you still support the Clinton's then youre a part of the problem

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