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[–] khepri@lemmy.world 17 points 11 hours ago

OMG will this woman please leave us all alone at some point or does she plan to live to 150 before she drags us all down to hell with her?

[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 170 points 16 hours ago (18 children)

Hey Hillary, do you know what I’d like to hear from you?

Nothing. Absolutely fucking nothing. You fucking lost to the fascist the first time around and paved the way for his ascent to power. You are a HUGE fucking factor in how we got to where we are now.

[–] hamid@crazypeople.online 48 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago) (2 children)

She is a fascist herself who led the unilateral intervention on Libya that lead to the unnecessary deaths of 50k people in a civil war that didn't need to happen, architected the pivot to Asia which will lead to WW3, and "promoted" LGBT rights internationally in a way that got LGBT people thrown under the bus world wide as a side effect of resisting American imperial power.

[–] A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 27 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

I've said it all through out her run in 2016.

Shes not a democrat.

Shes not a liberal.

Shes just a Republican in a blue coat.

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[–] HalfSalesman@lemmy.world 4 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

“promoted” LGBT rights internationally in a way that got LGBT people thrown under the bus world wide as a side effect of resisting American imperial power.

Hey I don't like HRC but this take is pants on head unhinged. Shes not doing anti-LGBT 4D chess, she was just narcissistic/delusional to think she'd be anywhere charismatic enough to convince people internationally to treat LGBT people better.

Do people in the global south & developing world have agency? Or are they simpletons being manipulated by grand puppet masters? If the answer is they have agency, the bigots that live in those places should own their bigotry and you shouldn't do apologia for them. If the answer is they are simpletons well... ok.

[–] hamid@crazypeople.online 4 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

You lack understanding of what I said then went way off the rails with your ridiculous finger wagging. We said the exact same fucking thing. I didn't say she did it on purpose, I'm saying the way she did it got them thrown under the bus.

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[–] Hadriscus@jlai.lu 19 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

If it talks like a fascist,.....

[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 10 points 11 hours ago (1 children)
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[–] Yerbouti@sh.itjust.works 32 points 13 hours ago

Clintons, Bushs, Trumps, fuck these dynastys of POS. We need a social and political revolution right now.

[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 36 points 14 hours ago

Why don't you Pokémon Go fuck yourself

[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 10 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

She was friends with Trump back in the day. It rubs off.

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 6 points 10 hours ago

and Epstein.

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[–] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 12 points 11 hours ago

Suggestion: let's fly to Gaza together and see it for ourselves, then we can discuss further.

[–] FishFace@piefed.social 125 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

Yeah, it couldn't be the UN-confirmed genocide, nor the IDF-sanctioned videos of complete devastation, nor the steady wash of articles from journalists with decades of experience confirming utterly inhumane practices around aid distribution, rules of engagement and civilian deaths. Couldn't be.

[–] GenderNeutralBro@lemmy.sdf.org 46 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

UN-confirmed

In case anyone misread that, they mean the United Nations (UN) confirmed it.

Yes, it's a genocide. Genocide is bad. It's not that fucking complicated.

[–] MajorasTerribleFate@lemmy.zip 20 points 15 hours ago

One of the instances where abbreviating with periods could have helped: U.N.-confirmed

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[–] Bronzebeard@lemmy.zip 24 points 14 hours ago

Did the money she sold herself for to say this dumb shit really change her life in any noticable way?

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 25 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Really, "fake news?" You know who you sound like, right?

[–] incompetent@programming.dev 4 points 10 hours ago

Oh, she knows. She just doesn't care.

[–] msage@programming.dev 276 points 20 hours ago (9 children)

I'm sorry, but what the actual fuck?

Why does she need to say that?

And why is every democratic presidential nominee like this?

[–] NoneOfUrBusiness@fedia.io 156 points 20 hours ago

And why is every democratic presidential nominee like this?

Money.

[–] 7U5K3N@lemmy.dbzer0.com 100 points 19 hours ago

Aipac. Is the reason.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip 126 points 20 hours ago

Why does she need to say that?

Money.

[–] ignotum@lemmy.world 79 points 19 hours ago

Why does she need to say that?

Money.

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[–] curbstickle@anarchist.nexus 45 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Of course she did. She's a piece of shit. No part of me is surprised.

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[–] NoneOfUrBusiness@fedia.io 227 points 20 hours ago (5 children)

Hurwitz also claimed that Holocaust education was “confusing” young people into sympathizing with “weak, skinny Palestinians” instead of “powerful Israelis.”

What. The. Fuck.

[–] FishFace@piefed.social 88 points 18 hours ago (3 children)

Yeah, it's so weird to sympathise with people who are being starved 🙄

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[–] SayJess@lemmy.blahaj.zone 34 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Fuck Hillary Clinton. Was she ever “in touch” with the world, or has she always been this way?

I long for the day to see AIPAC dismantled. The tide will turn, eventually.

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[–] FreddiesLantern@leminal.space 61 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Just. Go. Away.

Ffs shouldn’t you be hiding in a bunker with Bubba by now?

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[–] abbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zone 36 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

OK, isn't this literally a conspiracy pushed by far right Israeli politicians who openly call for the genocide of the Palestinians?

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[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 7 points 12 hours ago

Damn she is old

[–] loaf@sh.itjust.works 109 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) (1 children)

Right, totally made up.

What an insane thing to say.

Edit: bottom of the screenshot showing how many have been killed since the “ceasefire.”

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[–] arcterus@piefed.blahaj.zone 58 points 19 hours ago (4 children)

The politicians in this country are completely out of touch with reality.

[–] 4am@lemmy.zip 27 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)

No no no; politicians in this country are used to being able to lie with impunity and have the backing of the state enforce their positions.

Why do you think there are suddenly 19 new/resurrected Internet bills that are like “the government needs the ability to monitor and record and totally ban every click and pixel of every American at all times of all devices without warrant or question FOR THE CHILDREN”

Yeah it’s because they realize they’re cooked.

Why do you think there is always suck outrage at “TikTok”? For all the reasons it sucks, they had far less control over TikTok than the other platforms, and it scared the shit out of them.

America has been using our labor and wealth to do genocide and imperialism since the fall of the Nazis (edit:’far longer at home but we weren’t such prolific exporters until then) and they have mostly kept the wool over our eyes, but their little project has gotten out of hand and now it’s too ridiculous to hide.

They would rather imprison us all than to fail, and it seems they’ll fucking try.

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[–] korendian@lemmy.zip 15 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

And that's why she lost. (Not really, but emblematic of her type of democrat.)

[–] Postimo@lemmy.zip 9 points 12 hours ago

Her going on Colbert to tell people to shut up and that these are their choices for 2024. She clearly does not believe in democracy.

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 67 points 19 hours ago (3 children)
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