It's a fetishization thing for them not a genuine attraction to you as an individual, they're just chasters.
badposting
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
lol

Most people take their chastity belt off to have intercourse. Not me

during sex

[blushes] i fuck
The Chastity Belt should be one of those massive wrasslin girdle looking things and we should compete for it by not having sex.

New face of the volcel vanguard
REAL SHIT
I see that you also saw Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves on YouTube streaming, and promptly watched Men in Tights instead.
I have never watched either of those films Mel Brooks stole my ideas
there is modern technology that would make this possible
I'm not locking my genitals behind an IOT device, sorry. It's rusty key on twine for me