Don’t forget your lantern that’s like the most important part
badposting
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
Still haven't found an honest man yet.
I already do all that except the whole living in a cave thing
I'm going to grow my beard so long it covers my junk and then find a cave
Find the cave first. Trying to figure out how to do hermit shit gives you plenty of time to grow the beard. First task: fashion a hermitably suitable temporary junk coverage to keep you going till your beard gets long enough.
Maybe I can fashion a loin cloth out of the pelt of a dead squirrel I found!
Found fashion
The only thing on your to-do list will be to run out of the cave and yell "It's!"