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I'm going to grow my beard so long it covers my junk and then find a cave, and I'll knock down beehives with sticks and eat the honey while the bees sting me, and when local kids come and gawk at me I'll chase them away with a big rock screaming.

Yeah, that would be the life.

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[–] mrfugu@hexbear.net 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Don’t forget your lantern that’s like the most important part

[–] ConcreteHalloween@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago

Still haven't found an honest man yet.

[–] juniper@hexbear.net 8 points 1 week ago

I already do all that except the whole living in a cave thing

[–] booty@hexbear.net 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm going to grow my beard so long it covers my junk and then find a cave

Find the cave first. Trying to figure out how to do hermit shit gives you plenty of time to grow the beard. First task: fashion a hermitably suitable temporary junk coverage to keep you going till your beard gets long enough.

[–] ConcreteHalloween@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Maybe I can fashion a loin cloth out of the pelt of a dead squirrel I found!

[–] OgdenTO@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago

Found fashion

[–] OgdenTO@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago

The only thing on your to-do list will be to run out of the cave and yell "It's!"