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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


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  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
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Got looks money can't buy but I can't buy anything with my looks. Mostly just been reading theory and learning shit, being jobless is demoralizing

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[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 8 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I am about the twinkest twink to ever twink but I am still broke. What gives??

[–] Wmill@hexbear.net 7 points 5 days ago

I'm more bunk but yeah I feel yeah, I did find 56 cents in the park today maybe look around when you're touching grass idk that's what helped me

[–] hotspur@hexbear.net 7 points 5 days ago (2 children)

“I'ma pay you back in sex 
I'm pretty good at sex 
Significantly better than I am at getting checks”

https://youtu.be/ewv-3t7DKTs

[–] Wmill@hexbear.net 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Me fr except I shall remain vocel volcel-vanguard

[–] hotspur@hexbear.net 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)

o7 thank you for your service!

[–] Wmill@hexbear.net 2 points 5 days ago

It's a lot of work but someone has to do it, to each according to their ability

[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 2 points 5 days ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Get yourself a wealthy class traitor partner and crash on their couch

[–] Wmill@hexbear.net 6 points 5 days ago

It's tempting but love is too important

[–] Alisu@hexbear.net 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Relatable, except for the being sexy part

[–] Wmill@hexbear.net 5 points 5 days ago

It's a mindset, aura means you know it and believe it so much everyone else recognizes it think-about-it

[–] batsforpeace@hexbear.net 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)

at least we have some proper theory, the rest are faking theirs

[–] Wmill@hexbear.net 4 points 5 days ago

judith butler kinda goes hard ngl, might finally give their book gender troubles another go after I finish my reading their other book I'm on

[–] ConcreteHalloween@hexbear.net 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

It was a lot cooler in my 20s. Now I'm pushing 40 and I'm kinda over it (well not the being a communist part, as I'm not as sexy as I used to be)

[–] Wmill@hexbear.net 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

It's only gotten easier for me as I got older because I told the part of myself that put me down to shut it and started to believe in myself

[–] ConcreteHalloween@hexbear.net 6 points 5 days ago

Yeah I should work on my self esteem, but also being broke isn't as fun when you're old, it was a lot easier being happy drinking 40s on my floor mattress and eating nothing but ramen when I was 23. Now I need a proper bed or I get back pain and ramen gives me heartburn.