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[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 17 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Social media and media aggregation has promoted trolls into places where they're stuck sucking their own dicks to shock people, while also being incompetent leaders and managers.

[–] anguo@piefed.ca 16 points 4 months ago (2 children)

On the one hand, this is absokutely juvenile. On the other hand, why are Americans so obsessed with displaying and counting past presidents?

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[–] myfunnyaccountname@lemmy.zip 16 points 4 months ago

Trump is clearly suffering from BDS and ODS.

[–] 4am@lemmy.zip 15 points 4 months ago

This is Ethan Klein levels of petty

[–] LittleBorat3@lemmy.world 14 points 4 months ago

Bullshit bullshit everyday, lalalala

This is year one btw and it's not over yet

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 13 points 4 months ago

Trump's plaque should contain the aepstein files

[–] Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca 13 points 4 months ago (1 children)

However he dies, it won’t be painful enough.

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[–] AceFuzzLord@lemmy.zip 13 points 4 months ago

Don't worry, if I ever become president, I'll have any pictures of Trump edited to show his true colours by replacing him with a Russian flag since he's Putin's lap dog.

[–] baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 11 points 4 months ago

Always disappointed, never surprised.

[–] Pumafred9@lemmy.world 11 points 4 months ago (1 children)

This President is the nastiest skank bitch I've ever met! Do not trust hi! He is a fugly slut!!

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[–] ipkpjersi@lemmy.ml 11 points 4 months ago

It's so hilarious. Everyone knows who is actually the most divisive president splitting up the people and turning them against each other. Incredible.

[–] Gammelfisch@lemmy.world 10 points 4 months ago (2 children)

There is plenty of worthless shit to remove for the next president.

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[–] Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Lol the orange turd calls Biden the worst president in history, while Biden is the best president we've had since Obama.

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago

Rent free...

[–] InFerNo@lemmy.ml 7 points 4 months ago

What the fuck?

[–] Bubbaonthebeach@lemmy.ca 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)
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[–] Credibly_Human@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago

The fact he can just shows how far gone the us is, yet each insane thing that happens gets only a mild bitching online as the loss involved in righting the ship grows exponentially.

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago

Man what a thin-skinned little bitch

[–] KonalaKoala@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago

And when the orange turd dies or otherwise is out of office, those plagues should be removed and one of them re-added below the Trump portrait calling him 'the worst President in American history' and 'divisive'

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