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It turns out profanities aren't just fun, they may actually be a secret superpower, boosting your strength and staying power, according to UK scientists. They say this may be because cussing helps us overcome our inhibitions and push harder in tests of strength and endurance. The team asked 192 people to either turn the air blue, or say something neutral, every two seconds while doing chair push-ups. They then asked them how they felt during the task, including disinhibition, positive emotions, distraction, humour, and self-confidence, as well as psychological 'flow' - when we become immersed in an activity. The foul-mouthed participants did more push-ups for longer than the others, and the scientists found this was because they experienced increased psychological flow, distraction and self-confidence – all important aspects of disinhibition.

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[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago

We've known this for a while. When someone swears, they are more capable of enduring pain, also

[–] otacon239@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago
[–] postnataldrip@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Aussies could be a world superpower

Holy shit the words of power are real and they are inscribed on the walls of the taco bell bathrooms

[–] troyunrau@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Shit, if everyone sees this, they're all going to start fucking swearing all the time, and the bastards won't be inhibited anymore. That means the rest of us cunts will have to find another way to express ourselves as assholes in public to achieve the same performance gains. Damnit!

[–] crandlecan@mander.xyz 2 points 1 day ago

FUCK!!! 😡🖕🖕🖕

[–] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 day ago

Now test it again for sexual performance

[–] rhythmisaprancer@piefed.social -4 points 23 hours ago

I've always made the argument that if you stub your toe and say the f word, what will you say when you cut your toe off? Shit!