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badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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The voice could also say "Can I get a HELL yeah? CAN I GET A HELL YEAHHHH??!!", "This is a certified HELL YEAH moment", "HELL YEAH, COMRADE", or other utterances containing the phrase "hell yeah".

I do not know what effect this feature would have otherwise.

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[–] Sphere@hexbear.net 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Only part of the solo? I can see why this belongs in c/badposting

[–] mendiCAN@hexbear.net 6 points 1 day ago

conversely if every upvote represented a 4 minute aural commitment i'd value every upbear waaay more

[–] Enjoyer_of_Games@hexbear.net 3 points 1 day ago

You can already do this if you have a guitar hero controller

[–] microfiche@hexbear.net 5 points 1 day ago

Only if we bring back downvotes so we can also play 'tuesdays gone' by Skynrd when I downvote someone for who isn't shitposting correctly.

[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I do not know what effect this feature would have otherwise.

doggirl-tears -> doggirl-growl ->🔇

[–] ratboy@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago

It should be the "YEEEAAAWWW" sound clip of Howard Dean

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 3 points 1 day ago
[–] BGDelirium@hexbear.net 2 points 1 day ago

I amend this to be a Stone Cold Steve Austin voice clip then you'll have me and the other three members of /c/professionalwrestling backing your proposal

I love this idea