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[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 1 points 15 minutes ago

I got 8kg or so of food today for £0.20, I don't even know how I could steal £3k worth. Loving the food discounts here before Christmas.

[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 11 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Stealing food….yeah I hope they get away with it in this evil dystopia

[–] BeardededSquidward@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 35 minutes ago (1 children)
[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 1 points 18 minutes ago

Damn, Santa has so many Elf mouths to feed. And don't act like we don't owe him one. Didn't see a damn thing.

Laurie: you were there, what did you see?

Me: sorry, mate. I didn't see anything. Must've happened while I was over by the bread.

[–] Allero@lemmy.today 22 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

"No matter the reason, it is unacceptable and a criminal act,” Metro spokesperson Geneviève Grégoire told CBC News in a statement. ”Retail crime resulted in losses of $9.2 billion in Canada in 2024. Many factors influence food inflation, including disruptions in the global supply chain, volatility in commodity prices, changes in international trade conditions, and retail crime.”

Let me play the world's smallest violin

[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 2 points 14 minutes ago

Take it up with the Employers under paying, the Landlords over charging, and the Goverment Officials that prioritize anyone but the poor. They got my money. Ask them for yours.

[–] puppinstuff@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 hour ago

Metro would have done better to claim it was their idea.

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 31 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

BTW, if you see anyone stealing food, you saw nothing.

Sorry, I had an onset of sudden blindness. I didn't see anything.

[–] Wilco@lemmy.zip 8 points 18 hours ago

The heroes this world needs.

[–] Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 208 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

In an Instagram post, the Robins des ruelles said four masked "Santa Clauses" and a "swarm of elves" redistributed the alleged stolen goods after the symbolic “food drive” to community fridges across Montreal and under a Christmas tree in Place Valo

Fuck yeah

[–] bklyn@piefed.social 76 points 1 day ago

Santa Hood and his band of Merry Elves

God this story is getting better and better

[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 15 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I thought it was called "Christmas of elves", not swarm.

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[–] _cryptagion@anarchist.nexus 115 points 1 day ago (6 children)

Retail crime resulted in losses of $9.2 billion in Canada in 2024.

I don't think I really care how much money billionaires lose.

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 7 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

If wage theft totals to a greater number (I read than in the US it is the biggest form of theft, not canada, but dont have data for canada), then it is not the poor who are stealing food, it is the rich who stole and the poor are starving

[–] mic_check_one_two@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 40 minutes ago

In the US, wage theft is larger than every other form of theft combined. It’s literally over 51% of all theft. But it’s typically considered a civil issue, not criminal. So cops won’t help, and individual employees need to sue to get anything. And when those employees are being stolen from, they can’t afford a lawyer to sue.

And the current administration has systematically defunded, delegitimized, and dismantled organizations like the National Labor Relations Board, the Department of Labor, etc which actually had the teeth to fight for workers.

When people talk about white collar crime not being prosecuted, this is the kind of shit they’re talking about. You walk into a gas station and blatantly steal a $2 candy bar every day. By the end of the week, they’ll have a cop waiting for you to show up… But that same gas station chain steals $2 from every single employee every single day, by requiring them to show up 15 minutes before their clock-in time, netting them hundreds of thousands of dollars in stolen wages every year? That’s a civil issue, and the employees need to take it up with the gas station’s corporate lawyers… Who will drag a court case out until the employees are all broke and have to drop the case.

[–] Susaga@sh.itjust.works 51 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That's the thing. They lost $9.2 billion, but they still turned a profit.

[–] Neptr@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

They factor the cost of theft into their item pricing.

[–] Susaga@sh.itjust.works 24 points 1 day ago (1 children)

And yet, if theft stopped, prices wouldn't go back down.

[–] Neptr@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Naturally. By not stealing you are giving them free money.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 27 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Wage theft fully eclipses burglary and other petty crimes

[–] mic_check_one_two@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 25 minutes ago

It fully eclipses every other form of theft combined. Wage theft totals over 51% of all theft.

[–] lath@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Doubt they'd have these losses if they stopped throwing away the food and instead gave it to people in need.

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[–] Catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zone 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Major retail theft is almost always done by employees, anyway. Very intellectually lazy reporting to just drop that factoid (produced by retail stores, not independent studies) without that context.

[–] rozodru@pie.andmc.ca 5 points 1 day ago

been this way for decades or since like ever. I remember working at Best Buy in the early 00s and the primary shrink factor was internal theft not shoplifting. Hell the LP guy that stood in the front of the store with the yellow shirt spent more time watching employees than actual customers.

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[–] iThinkDifferentThanU@lemmy.world 31 points 1 day ago (1 children)

when it comes to food , no ine stole shit, other than some fatass greedy cunt overcharging we humans

If there are hungry people in a state, while there are people with more resources than they can spend in a lifetime, it is the state that stole (or allowed the rich to steal) the food from the poor.

[–] Triumph@fedia.io 78 points 1 day ago (1 children)

"Retail crime resulted in losses of $9.2 billion in Canada in 2024."

I wonder how that compares to wage theft for the same period.

[–] foggy@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

In 2017 Ontario found ~60M in wage theft.

With this we can deduce that it's about 2 billion in wage theft in canada in 2017.

So not quite total offset but significant enough that this is gonna have to fall under the cost of doing business.

[–] lemmyng@piefed.ca 30 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Found wage theft. That is, of the number of incidents reported, which ones were ruled to be theft. But there's the undocumented part of wage theft.

most wage thefts are not even reported. boss makes you come in early? stay late? have lunch at your desk? answer emails and calls outside of work? those are still wage theft even if they never touch your pay check.

and if I were to put my Marx hat, then all for profit business is wage theft (although I get it is not legally so, but who made that fucking law?)

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

On top of that, there are "legitimate" cases that should be considered wage theft, i.e. extraction of value from the worker. The tally on that is essentially the entire world economy.

[–] sleen@lemmy.zip 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Those poor billionaires, what are they gonna do now.

[–] Allero@lemmy.today 5 points 18 hours ago

Subtract it from cashiers and guards' salary. At least how it's done where I live.

These mf's will do anything to keep their profits

[–] the_q@lemmy.zip 39 points 1 day ago (6 children)

This is actual action, folks. This puts food in bellies and hurts the rich. Not a protest or a hashtag campaign.

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[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago

Hell yea, new Christmas lore!

[–] aramis87@fedia.io 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] dubyakay@lemmy.ca 4 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

This is Montréal. No egg shortage here

[–] some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world 3 points 18 hours ago

So you're saying there's un œuf?

[–] rozodru@pie.andmc.ca 17 points 1 day ago

"stole" from a Metro. Good. in Canada all of THREE companies own ALL the grocery chains in the country. Metro being one of them. So I totally support this.

Also if you ever see someone stealing food from a Canadian owned grocery store, no you didn't. and if you ever report ANYONE for stealing from a Metro or Loblaws or Sobeys or ANY of their subsidiaries then you're a piece of shit.

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