this post was submitted on 21 Dec 2025
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badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] segfault11@hexbear.net 19 points 2 days ago (1 children)

[continue without supporting us] πŸ–±οΈ

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 14 points 2 days ago

Wow. Okay. Like this is literally spitting in the face of the site's content creators, like KuroXppi. Rude, but your choice, I guess.

[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

but I am already subscribed to hexbear prime++ super saver beanis supporter pack madeline-scared

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 12 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Ty as always for your support as a result we will show you 3.5x as many advertisements and sponsor messages, so you have even more opportunities to contribute to the site's rich culture and visual charm (try not to cum mobile game banner ads)

[–] EveningCicada@hexbear.net 17 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I'm running the premium pack with interactive Beanis addon and though together with the targeted ads it's pushing the limits of what my system can handle I think it's worth the extra cost

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 4 points 2 days ago

Amazing, deserves its own post if you haven't already beanis

[–] mendiCAN@hexbear.net 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

did you make this? i love it

[–] EveningCicada@hexbear.net 3 points 2 days ago

Yeah, I was procrastinating some chores. Thanks!

[–] Commie_Chameleon@hexbear.net 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Is it possible for me to pay for more ads? Also if I could get this guy β€”> professor-helper-wave hanging around at all times that would be cool

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 3 points 2 days ago

Yes please navigate to the Member page and enter the 2FA code we have just sent to your nominated mobile to upgrade your account:

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[–] DivineChaos100@hexbear.net 9 points 2 days ago

Don't worry ill just download the app

[–] nothx@hexbear.net 8 points 2 days ago

I already have the Beanis Tier subscription. I don’t think it’s right that I should be shown the same ads that the non-beanis subscribers have. If you ask me, my Hexbear should be inundated with special paid ads that only I can see because of my super special beanis tier.