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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] Ildsaye@hexbear.net 15 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

The Central Committee denied Stalin's requests that his dumpy be allowed to quit

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 12 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

He would get a really big tummy and be all like "Oooh, i'm soooo fulllll... I need someone to rub my big full belly..."

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 13 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

This is volcel qrf to checkpoint zulu, we got an inflation fetishist on the loose in your sector, over.

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 12 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

You'll never take me alive!

*inflates big and round and floats away*

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 8 points 3 weeks ago

Get the stinger missile, private.

[–] BobDole@hexbear.net 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Stalin big dumpy

Stalin BBL

Stalin twerking

Oh shit, this isn’t Google

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

We got another one, deploy the sniper rifle.

[–] microfiche@hexbear.net 6 points 3 weeks ago

yes, he would.

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 5 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

unstoppable force v immovable object

[–] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Unstoppable force passes through the immovable object

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 3 points 3 weeks ago

unstoppable force is the immovable object

[–] DivineChaos100@hexbear.net 4 points 3 weeks ago

Unstoppable grain vs immovable dumpy

[–] ikilledtheradiostar@hexbear.net 2 points 3 weeks ago

Stalin was the only guy to do horse and sparrow and have it work.