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zswap and zram ~~becoming highly critical software again~~ trying to shove your fat 16Gb allocated application into 8Gb of RAM with room to spare:

Apples going to come out with a 4gb phone and somehow still pitch it as a glorious innovation.
All web browsers are nearly unusable with 4gb of RAM lately. Even with desktop Linux I usually have nearly my full 8gb used. With 8gb AND Windows it's only a matter of time before these computers become unusable...
lol lets fuck all other computational sciences so that people can generate cats drinking whiskey in robes de chambre.
I bought a 64gb desktop in late 2024, in addition to many other expensive features. They can kiss my ass.
Dell and Lenovo price gouge consumers
FTFY
8 GIGABYTES!!? How am I supposed to load a mouse driver in THAT!?
You don't need to load the mouse driver on your laptop. We have a subscription service for it!
GeForce now
laughs in MS-DOS
8 GB of RAM would be enough if every fucking application didn't use Electron.
Or web applications, Firefox/Chrome uses like 32 GB RAM and constantly crashes my computer because of it
Not for me on linux
Was lucky enough to get one of the last 64GB 2-in-1 thinkpad x1 at 25% discount, a few days later an "upgrade" appeared with max 32GB and 700€ more expensive...
I speak on behalf of all IT Support personnel everywhere when I say "fuck you"
Lol, forget a browser, is that even enough to run Windows 11 well?
(In before jokes about windows 11 ever running "well")
Shit, looks like the crazy stock bubble is starting to dwarf and eat into the consumer market instead of just bursting...
Infect everything. Claim you need bailouts because everything has AI in it.
Waaaayyy back in the day Dell had a real bad habit of limiting their low and midrange laptops to pitiful amounts of memory to stratify their product line even though the chipset might support more.
Large computing will exist solely in the cloud where you will pay a subscription for it. Can't have these grubbing consumers buy anything we elites don't get a monthly cut of.
I wish this was sarcasm.
better start removing AI from Windows then... holy fucj my 16gb is barely holding up with windows11 that in forced to use on my work PC. slow as BALLS, it's just raping the entire system performance constantly
Hah, guess they're gonna have to run Linux. Windows 11 would choke on 8 GB RAM.
Back to windows xp for me!
Weird way to spell Linux Mint
Do it. I know which OS will run fine on 8G of RAM and which one won't.
Will they solder it?
there's a number of laptops already that do have 8gb on the board and no sodimm slots.
They'll solder 4gb. So even if RAM prices go down, you're still effffed
Why not just tell me to go fuck myself and skip the unsatisfying foreplay?
What. My six year old cheapo Acer laptop that got my broke ass through college had 16gb ram. My raspberry pi has 8gb of ram.