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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
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  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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I only see posts about "beans is" or something, it is very offtopic. Lets get back on track with some of your sickest bets and tricks

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[–] Wheaties@hexbear.net 7 points 12 hours ago

Never play slots at or near sea level. Only play slots in high elevation casinos, where being closer to space increases the likelihood of cosmic radiation flipping a bit in your favor and winning you more money than the machine was ever designed to payout.

[–] agentant@hexbear.net 5 points 15 hours ago

Bet winning gadget:

[–] Trying2KnowMyself@lemmy.ml 3 points 13 hours ago

Bet it all on BEAN

[–] KnilAdlez@hexbear.net 2 points 14 hours ago

1-888-BETS-OFF, You're not ready for this life

Here's a protip I learned when I was young and it helped me invest 100,000 dollars and turn it into 19,000 dollars.

You can only lose 100%, but you can win thousands of % if you place the right bet at the right time

[–] segfault11@hexbear.net 1 points 13 hours ago

If you keep gambling, you'll eventually win. The long arc of the universe favors the gambler, the house just thinks it can outlast you. brace-watching

[–] Red_October@hexbear.net 1 points 14 hours ago

Cee-Lo is unwinable. Got wasted once and lost like ¥700,000 in Yakuza…