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Mark Zuckerberg gifted noise-canceling headphones to his Palo Alto neighbors because of the non-stop construction around his 11 homes (fortune.com)

submitted 2 months ago by dantheclamman@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 months ago (7 children)

Why all the construction? Is he building 11 ballrooms?

[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 3 points 2 months ago

All the billionaires want their own private Epstein Ballroom.

[–] DeuxChevaux@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

ballrooms

No balls to be seen there.

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[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

I've had nch for a couple years now and while they do dim it a bit they increase the tinny sound of my music

[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 months ago

It also hides the sound when they dematerialize back into their native form

[–] AntiBullyRanger@ani.social 0 points 2 months ago

So this is how protesting works? /s

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