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Why all the construction? Is he building 11 ballrooms?
Here is the thing. Mark Zuckerberg wants to know what everyone thinks and how they think and every detail about our lives no matter how small.
On the other hand, he is ultra paranoid about his own privacy. His compound where he lives is difficult to see on satellite and many of the buildings around him are dummies so people can't see by any means His actual home or what he does there. He probably has a fully offline/air gapped computer system for his own use that has never been connected to the internet.
I bet he's a big pedo. Maybe a guy torturing immigrants. The ones who disappeared from ICE facilities are probably in his "fake" buildings and in chains with bull heads on.
At this point in time I am willing to believe that even if Zuckerberg has zero interest in children, these billionaires all probably have orgies where they fuck children as a bonding exercise and to 'seal' themselves in the deal.
Kinda like how in the Mafia you had to murder someone to 'make your bones' and be a made man or someone important in the gang. It's one of those things you can't walk back from.
I'll just stay common.
All the billionaires want their own private Epstein Ballroom.
No balls to be seen there.