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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


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And it's about a hive mind that really wants to fuck this white lady in the ass, but only with her explicate consent.

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[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 9 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Chuckling in Fat Greek Man

[–] ConcreteHalloween@hexbear.net 7 points 4 days ago

Adam: "Oh so they just want to fuck the lady from Better Call Saul?"

Stav, ignoring him: "They're still really nice to her, give her whatever she wants, even a hot lesbian girlfriend, but they just want to fuck her in the ass."

[–] segfault11@hexbear.net 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)

what if it was the hive grind and they had freaky ass orgies when they’re all sleeping together

[–] ConcreteHalloween@hexbear.net 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)

What if it was Hive Mind for the Straight Guy and it was about a hive mind trying to turn a straight guy gay.

[–] segfault11@hexbear.net 9 points 4 days ago

i knew they were dealing with the woke mind virus smh

[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

We're gay and our dicks are small, Carol

[–] ConcreteHalloween@hexbear.net 2 points 3 days ago

"We literally have the smallest dicked guy on Earth to fuck you Carol, his name is Adam Friedland."

[–] Guamer@hexbear.net 6 points 4 days ago