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[–] lolola@lemmy.blahaj.zone 88 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Another recession indicator: resurgence of high-profile heists

[–] GreenCrunch@piefed.blahaj.zone 35 points 2 months ago

They just don't do bank robberies like they used to...

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

If we don't switch from a Trickle Down to a Trickle UP Economy, we will spontaneously flip to a Robin Hood Economy (Take from the rich, give to the poor), and that usually comes accompanied by guillotines and what not.

[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 50 points 2 months ago (2 children)

€30mil in cash is some haul.

Like the pile of cash scene from breaking bad 

[–] Kirp123@lemmy.world 21 points 2 months ago

It wasn't just cash but jewelry and other valuables as well.

[–] Lembot_0006@programming.dev 4 points 2 months ago

Any haul is 10 times lighter if you bring it home and get it for free :)

[–] CompactFlax@discuss.tchncs.de 47 points 2 months ago (4 children)

The “vault” had a brick wall and wooden shelves?

[–] waigl@lemmy.world 56 points 2 months ago (1 children)

From the photo, there seems to have been a substantial-thickness concrete wall and then a brick wall. Obviously, they were still not enough, but it wasn't just a brick wall.

And about the wooden shelves: So what? They are not security relevant or customer facing, they just need to work as shelves.

[–] CompactFlax@discuss.tchncs.de 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

More formal vaults have boxes which are locked in place so that even removing the locked box requires a key.

[–] AlexLost@lemmy.world 30 points 2 months ago

That's a lock box vault, not a standard vault. Those have the people that own the boxes entering them often, so of course everything inside is behind another lock and key. Normal vaults don't usually ha e strangers entering them.

[–] Kirp123@lemmy.world 27 points 2 months ago (1 children)

During the heist at Sparkasse savings bank in the city of Gelsenkirchen, thieves broke open more than 3,000 safe deposit boxes containing money, gold and jewellery.

The article says there were safe deposit boxes so the shelves in the picture were probably used to hold other non-valuable stuff like paperwork.

[–] zr0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

Nope. You do not have open shelves in a safe deposit boxes room. ~~This is where they started drilling. The room with the safe deposit boxes is on the other side of the hole.~~ The real safe deposit room seems to be not visible. This here is just the main entrance into the bank. I believe they had a large, reinforced room, separated by thin dry walls, so that they have one publicly accessible area and one where they would store documents internally.

[–] frongt@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The photo caption says they started from a parking garage. The near side doesn't look like a parking garage, it looks ransacked. And everything on the floor is under a mosaic censor. The near side in the photo is the vault.

[–] zr0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 months ago

Thanks. Edited my comment!

[–] raef@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

The article says they used a parking garage. I think the reason so much is blurred in the picture is that there are documents. This is the bank side

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[–] perestroika@slrpnk.net 46 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

I'm surprised that someone still practises the ancient art of physical brick-and-mortar bank heist. I guess the bank was also surprised.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 26 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

When the prolific and unrepentant bank robber Willie Sutton was asked why he robbed banks, he replied "That's where the money is."

[–] icelimit@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 months ago

Can't argue with that logic

[–] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 45 points 2 months ago

Nice to see some good old fashioned bank heists stil happening, none of this fancy pants social engineering to get passwords and accounts

[–] NoForwadSlashS@piefed.social 20 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)
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[–] furzegulo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 2 months ago

Merry christmas to them!

[–] Kathmandu@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

is this meant to be ironic considering they removed a wall to get paid?

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

No, it's probably because of the BBC paywall.

[–] orbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 months ago
[–] theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Pyr_Pressure@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 months ago

Eh, the bank probably won't be inconvenienced much. I imagine they have insurance, so the insurance company will be fucked, so good cause fuck insurance companies.

Although for something this big the government might be the insurance for the bank, so taxpayers might foot the bill.

So fuck us I guess, we lose again.

[–] tomiant@piefed.social 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

I have no doubt they will get caught. With the number of cameras canvassing cities and infrastructure, it is only a matter of time before they can be backtracked to some point of origin, and then be found using standard police investigation techniques. This type of job will have been done by individuals from a small pool of criminals who specialize in them, and they're not plentiful and almost always previously known by police.

I've been thinking about it myself a lot for a book, and I just don't see how they could get away in this day and age doing such a high profile robbery. Their best bet is to immediately move the loot and have third and fourth parties secure funds in overseas accounts so that they can access them after they served out their (relatively short) sentences, then live out their lives in wealth and opulence- except they rarely do that, because you don't become a bank robber for the money.

No matter how much money you potentially make, it's never going to be enough.

[–] demonsword@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

The article doesn't mention how much time passed since the crime occured and the discovery of the robbed vault. Depending on how much time passed, they could have easily fled the country, maybe even the EU.

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[–] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

With a fucking looney tunes drill.

[–] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 months ago

Wasn't this one of the Die Hard movies?

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 4 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Those safe deposit boxes did not live up to their description.

[–] icelimit@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 months ago

They're safe, just not secure.

[–] TheOakTree@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 months ago

The PAYDAY games would have you think they were made of titanium.

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 3 points 2 months ago

Wow, look at the show off Germans, with their fancy high street banks.

I think the most valuable thing I could steal in my town is the contents of the vape shop.

[–] W3dd1e@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Where do you get a drill that big?

[–] Bazell@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 months ago

More important question is that how do you use it quietly enough to not gain attention.

[–] Mynameisallen@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] velindora@lemmy.cafe 14 points 2 months ago (11 children)

Well bad because it was also safe deposit boxes, which wasn’t cash, and probably a person’s valuables emptied into a bag. This isn’t the Louvre heist where there were no actual victims.

[–] Mynameisallen@lemmy.zip 8 points 2 months ago

Ok that part sucks

[–] frongt@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 months ago (2 children)

The Louvre is a national government-owned museum, so the victims in that case are the people of France (plus any visiting tourists).

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