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[–] WoodScientist@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

I want the Microsoft CEO to stop breathing in 2026.

[–] Mulligrubs@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

It's nice to want things.

I want him to shut his gaping yaphole, neither one of us is happy. Life is suffering

[–] tomkatt@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Rich tech CEOs don’t want for much. How’s it feel, bud?

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Too bad. It is slop. All versions of it are crappy, stupid, and give erroneous answers to even the most obviously simple questions.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world 2 points 10 months ago

I mean, it is mostly slop.

[–] jaykrown@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

Call it whatever you want, it's never going away.

[–] LoafedBurrito@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

We call it what it is and it's REALLY easy to see what's AI slop and what is real art worth looking at .

[–] jj4211@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

Of course, not just art, the flood of video and text content that just makes so much of the internet even more useless and unfulfilling than it already was..

I guess the good news is that the youtube format stuff being pretty much ruined has broke me of the habit of consuming it more than I should and back to actually decent content...

[–] Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 10 months ago

Might as well also ask for a pony while he's at it.

[–] phoenixarise@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago
[–] ramenshaman@lemmy.world 0 points 10 months ago
[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world -2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

no, in-fact I'll start calling windows Microslop.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world 2 points 10 months ago

Introducing Microslop Copilot

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