"Nothing ever happens" is more of like a meta-commentary on how the neoliberal order in place since the collapse of the USSR has seemingly been invincible, despite a million different potentially earth-shattering events that happen to it. Each time, it's managed to absorb the change and then spit out more of the same. Given that the very architects of that neoliberal order (the United States) are currently the ones mounting a contest to it, the days of "nothing ever happens" are now solidly in the past. We are, unfortunately, in the time of "things happen."
That said there is a lot of cynicism around the fact that we in the West, and communists/anarchists in particular, have so little agency to effect these outcomes that we are indeed merely spectating. Probably intensified by the fact that this is a shitposting meme forum rather than a place to organise active resistance or community.