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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
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  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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BEFORE THE FINAL VOTE WAS CAST, I TORE OPEN A PORTAL IN TIME AND FLUNG HER INTO THE FUTURE, WHERE MY TAKES ARE HOT!
NOW THE FOOL SEEKS TO RETURN TO THE PAST AND UNDO THE FUTURE THAT IS CHAPO
wachao

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[–] GayTuckerCarlson@hexbear.net 8 points 23 hours ago

ILL BE BACK

BACK TO THE PAST

SAMURAI ANTI-VAX

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 7 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (1 children)

NOW THE FOOL SEEKS TO RETURN TO THE PAST AND UNDO THE FUTURE THAT IS ~~CHAPO~~ HEXBEAR

The portal into the future was the exodus from the subreddit ban.

[–] BanMeFromPosting@hexbear.net 4 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

I was really unsure of wether I should make this into a hilldawg copypasta or a cth pasta and so I split the difference because we all know a compromise is the best

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 5 points 22 hours ago (1 children)
[–] BanMeFromPosting@hexbear.net 5 points 22 hours ago

Yeah it really makes us miss out, but I couldn't really figure out how to do either of them fully

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

WITH GREAT FLAMING EYEBROWS

[–] BanMeFromPosting@hexbear.net 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Okay now you write it but with better formatting

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 8 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago) (1 children)

LONG AGO, IN A DISTANT LAND...

I, CHAPO, SHITPOSTING MASTER OF DIRTBAGS, UNLEASHED AN UNSPEAKABLE PODCAST

BUT A FOOLISH POLITICIAN, WIELDING A SHINING ORB, STEPPED FORTH TO OPPOSE ME

BEFORE THE FINAL VOTE WAS CAST, I TORE OPEN A PORTAL IN TIME AND FLUNG HER INTO THE FUTURE, WHERE MY TAKES ARE HOT!

NOW, THE FOOL SEEKS TO RETURN TO THE PAST AND UNDO THE FUTURE THAT IS CHA-PO!

wachao

[–] BanMeFromPosting@hexbear.net 5 points 22 hours ago

11/11 perfection chefs-kiss

[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

i love that intro. gets me gassed up every time.

i have always thought it was an awesome, succinct and poetic turn of phrase to describe a place/time as one "where my evil is law."

[–] BanMeFromPosting@hexbear.net 11 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

I love how much character he managed to put into every single turn of phrase. It sings in my ears. "I AKU" you just immediately know what kind of a shitheel this guy is. "Unleashed an UNSPEAKABLE evil" oh I'm sure you could speak of it plenty my guy. "But a foolish samurai warrior, wielding a magic sword rode forth to op-pose me" At this point I've turned into a henchman for Aku. Yeah that samurai was foolish.
Also every time he yells "NO WAIT" in the show.

He was so good. Rip to a real one

[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 2 points 20 hours ago

for sure. his voice actor Mako was a real treasure.