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Danish troops are instructed to fire on invading US forces without asking for orders first.

Somehow, I think they're taking him seriously.

take twump vewy sewiouswy! he's gonna be weally big mad!

HAVE you EVEN said THANK YOU??

Yet there's still a US base on Greenland because why? Surely step one is to kick them out.

Guy we dont take seriously asks us to take a clown seriously.

I'm not European, but my country is in NATO and we will be called upon to defend Greenland if the US should invade. JD, I want you to know that I take every fucking thing that Trump says seriously. Whenever he or you or that nosferatu-looking piece of shit miller say something stupid or evil, I completely believe you. Never do I think you fuckwits are bluffing or joking or whatever. I honestly believe, with my whole being, that you are the evil motherfuckers that you say you are.

That being said, I still don't intend to comply.

you are the VICE president. you have NO POWER. you are a spare and a tie-breaker. that is all.

For the last 10 yeas everyday I've been looking at the paper with constant headlines of Russia and China taking over Greenland and imposing their will...

Oh wait, not even once have I ever seen this problem.

Respect my authority

Dear Mr Vance, go fuck a couch and stop shitting out of your mouth.

They are. And the answer is still "no".

We are taking him seriously, that's why we're improving our defences and strengthening our resolve to defend ourselves from military aggression.

Would Europe and her allies "win" a war with the USA? Difficult to say, depends what the win conditions are. Maybe not.

But she's got enough strength to make it a many years long affair, ending in nukes if up against the wall. Europe may not win, but it'll be a pyrrhic victory for the invaders.

Hopefully that knowledge will persuade the USA not to wage war against us. The best outcome is peace and international cooperation through mutual trust and a strong moral center.

We can only hope for the best, but prepare for the worst.

Vance knows he will never be taken seriously.

Yeah, we (every European country) should acquire nukes and show in a very public way they are aimed to Mar-a-Lago.

They know just how bad it will look and how unpopular it will be if they just take Greenland by force. They’re trying to convince the Danes to sell it under duress to give it a veneer of legitimacy.

Vance especially urged Europe to respond to Trump's insistence that the United States needs the island for "missile defense."

Here is a response: fuck you and die you traitorous, murderous scumbag

Vance especially urged Europe to respond to Trump's insistence that the United States needs the island for "missile defense."

Missile defense? Against whom, exactly‽

Giving it to him probably just presents an advantageous position to move on the EU, when he lets corporations melt Greenland for resources and decides he wants that next. He'll probably start with the U.K since it already foolishly excused itself from the group.

In slightly more seriousness (because my previous idea sadly isn't out of the question in clown-world, stupid as it was.)

China or Russia is the obvious one to want to defend against, but why so desperate as to break existing alliances to do it by force?

The entire world started posturing up and increasing defense spending dramatically largely in response to the Orange Bully's peacocking all over the place.

It's going down in history that this bastard and his sycophantic simps are literally responsible for stoking WWIII, all because a rich child-raper couldn't fathom the inside of a jail cell.

I think they are taking him seriously, no?

Must've seen an example of the "good cop, bad cop" act on TV while trying to turn a couch into a loveseat with the ol' Netflix and chill.

Hey Greenland, JD Vance desperately wants you. this is an emergency: order slipcovers for all your sofas, now while you still can

Ok, sanctions then?

Were he doing it for actual-security, he'd just do it, & not make a macho-show out of it.

The fact that it's now a macho-show, means this is part of his need for "respect", & it'll be one-upped as soon as it's done, and that ( the subsequent annexation-of-Canada ) will be one-upped ( by doing to Canada what Putin's been doing to Ukraine ), next, etc..

Perpetual-escalation.

Until the US is .. finished.

But so long as nobody after Trump is "important", then .. he wins!

Understand the game, the rules that some unconscious-minds play.

It'll happen, & nothing will prevent it, or stop it.

Same with his war on Canada, later.

Tipping-point's in 2026, probably early.

Prep or get popcorn, whichever you feel is more effective.

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Clowns are not to be taken serious.

Don't worry, Europe sees what you are doing to your own citizens, Europe will.