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Now I know I know. Most steroid users are chuds. But have u ever considered the fact that drugs are actually cool? Like yes. Why would I, an amab bisexual enby not want to literally have super strength and be like super large with a bunch of veins and a 6 pack. And to tell chuds oh I’m bi and all they can do is crying wojak secretly cause they can’t say shit to me because I deadlift 740 pounds and bench 445 pounds and am literally the strongest person they’ve ever met that isint in their little heteronormative box and also weigh 245 pounds but am ripped so they can’t even insult my body. Like hmm why would I not want to have superpowers and get to walk around like Kratos? Like yeah if u do a lot they are bad for u health wise. Same can be said about most drugs. Also. They make u feel awesome. I wake up everyday feeling like I can walk on water and turn chicken shit into chicken salad. But u know what. I’m glad that normies have a stigma about it. It means. I get to be a special snowflake amongst all the natty copers pretending to have the moral high ground over me. When in reality they are just jealous and know it would be wasting them of themselves, Anyways I guess my point is. Everyone should be able to have whatever hormones they want. I’m all for trans men getting all the tren they want subsidized by the government. All the trans women getting infinite estrogen goals for free. But also. I should be able to do the same shit and the government should pay for it because at the end of the day it’s just body modification. Like honestly who gives a fuck about what we put in our bodies. The government should subsidize all drugs for free for that matter. Free heroin. Free meth. Pure shit at clinics u know. Harm reduction. See the issue with the government not giving me free pharma grade steroids is now I have to buy it from the internet or some guy. And those non pharma grade drugs can have impurities in them or the wrong dosage or different drugs in them all together. It’s like how criminalizing heroin has resulted in fentanyl. Anyways rant over. Steroids are good. And for that matter. Free estrogen and progesterone for any afab who wants them too. Drugs should be free. Capitalism is extremely stupid. I highly recommend steroids actually. They are my favorite drug ever and I’ve tried about 50 different psychoactive drugs.

Oh and also. Chuds aren’t allowed to use them. U have to jerk off to gay porn 500 times before u get to touch them. And also republicans should be banned from being able to go to the gym. We must take away their rights to vote deuce their capacity for violence

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[–] Umechan@hexbear.net 1 points 3 hours ago

The worst part of having male hypogonadism has been encountering testosterone bros whenever I've had to do research. I remember going on the testosterone subreddit and seeing a post insisting that trans men are being given instant and unlimited access to testosterone while cis men with hypogonadism face constant barriers. All the replies were cis guys saying it's because society is anti-male.

There definitely are needless barriers to getting TRT for male hypogonadism, but I'm not going to take a cis guy's word for it when he claims trans men have it so much easier.

[–] Eirene@hexbear.net 11 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Why is this in badposting? It's a good post dean-malice

[–] Trenbeloneysandwhich@hexbear.net 9 points 15 hours ago

Yeah but if I called it good posting I would be insisting upon myself. Have to have a little humility

[–] CliffordBigRedDog@hexbear.net 7 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

"um it will shorten your lifespan" nerd

"im already sold, theres no need to tell me more" gigachad-hd

[–] Trenbeloneysandwhich@hexbear.net 3 points 15 hours ago

Ah yes not living to old age when ur turning into a vegetable and getting to beat up everyone who is a nazi and also looking like a superhero this is literally the worst thing ever

[–] microfiche@hexbear.net 7 points 16 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Omegamint@hexbear.net 4 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Comrades are we doing our tren cycles? Is it praxis to get unreasonably yoked out?

[–] Trenbeloneysandwhich@hexbear.net 6 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Duh. The only way to defeat the chuds is to do lots of tren and then turn gay from it and have sex with other men and thus become a Sparta antifa supersoilder society

[–] CliffordBigRedDog@hexbear.net 3 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Sparta antifa supersoilder society

you mean the chuds who got owned by 150 gay couples from Thebes

[–] Trenbeloneysandwhich@hexbear.net 4 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

I have actively avoided learning about this type of history because it’s the second favorite special interest of nazi historians second only to world war 2. So excuse my ignorance

[–] wideopenarms@hexbear.net 3 points 15 hours ago

tren de agua? No, tren y agua.

[–] Goblinmancer@hexbear.net 3 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Who are you playing as in Avengers Doomsday?

[–] Trenbeloneysandwhich@hexbear.net 5 points 15 hours ago

I’m playing the person of unspecified gender on steroids who walks out of the film screening because cape shit is an abomination

[–] Angelevo@feddit.nl 1 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

That is quite a wall of text, my dude. A very individualistic perspective. You do make good points about regulation. Drug use in this way is not something to strive for; usually a symptom of disconnect.

If you are truly well, then power to you. Seeing this post though, we do wonder.

[–] Trenbeloneysandwhich@hexbear.net 8 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago) (2 children)

I just don’t like paragraphs. They insist upon themselves. And are bourgeoisie coded. Ur right it is disconnect. Being in a body without superpowers sucks ass. It’s awesome to have superpowers. I also am an athlete lol so it’s required for it at my level.

[–] microfiche@hexbear.net 1 points 4 hours ago

Actively dumbing down my modes of communication because of some perceived whatever is certainly an outlook you can have.

[–] Angelevo@feddit.nl 1 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Sounds like they are a crutch. Is okay for a little while, not a solution. I wish you reconnect. :)

[–] Trenbeloneysandwhich@hexbear.net 5 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Ah yes it is a crutch to have the desired features of the body I want. It’s just body modification. Would u say the same about someone with big ass gauges in their ears or scarification. Why do you feel like insulting someone for their personal choices with their body when it makes them happy. It is totally a solution for me. So like. Be nice and stop insulting my life choices:)

[–] Angelevo@feddit.nl 1 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

There is a difference between the modifications you mentioned and active drug use -- whether it is one-off or needs to be actively maintained. I did not insult you; the fact that the information provided made you feel that way may be a good indicator for you to explore. Best of luck in your travels!

[–] SmokinStalin@hexbear.net 5 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

BOOoo get off the keyboard.

[–] Angelevo@feddit.nl 1 points 9 hours ago

I regularly do, then return later.

[–] Trenbeloneysandwhich@hexbear.net 5 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

This isint the website for you if you think drug use is bad lmao. But thanks lol

[–] Angelevo@feddit.nl 2 points 16 hours ago

That is not what I think. Sleep on our conversation.