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“Marco Rubio, we salute you. You’re the ultimate Florida Man.”
This was intended to be a compliment? "Florida man" usually isn't.
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Just because he is from Florida does not mean you should ascribe the label. The rest of the country typically views such people as the worst of the worst in society, that should be endlessly mocked.
"Florida Man" refers to the headlines of articles that are often about someone doing something excessively stupid.
Exactly. My point is they didn’t get that.
Cbs is dead to me. I'm now onto cbc and bbc for less biased news.
BBC and PBS News hour are like the only ones I watch.
I forgot about pbs, good add
NHK is good too, if you can pick it up
Keep a very large salt shaker around if you are going to watch Gaza coverage from the BBC.
Gaza or anything about the government of the United Kingdom
I wonder what his home life is like considering his wife is MS Now anchor Katy Tur.
They’re fine. These ghouls have no principles.
ELLISON's CBS, enough said. The CNN take over by malone was just the template.
The interviews “made me very convinced that this is the next big thing,” says Dokoupil, in a more traditional interview conducted via Zoom. “What was incredible was how quickly my brain stopped thinking about this as virtual reality and just took it as reality. It was just real.”
No, what's incredible is that someone that credulous about the now defunct metaverse bullshit is allowed to talk about serious issues without a chiron constantly reiterating that he's a colossal idiot bootlicker.
Show him the fat superior second life and then watch him have a stroke, cum, and die.
And he's a fucking phish fan that should tell you all you need to know. Probably has a dog named Reba
I know some of these words.
Tony two-cuts
Baghdad Tony
looks like low-energy rubio needs his chihuahua to pep him up.
Lil Marco looking remarkably grey in the face with his new big boy responsibilities