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Turning Point USA Is Hosting Its Own Halftime Show Because the Super Bowl Is Too Gay (www.them.us)

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[–] tonytins@pawb.social 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 days ago

Nope, blackjack and little kiddies. Got to keep them interested somehow...

[–] Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

Snowflakes

[–] AccoSpoot@lemmynsfw.com 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

With blackjack, and hookers. Ah forget the whole thing!

[–] daannii@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

With pedos and auto tuned Laura Trump singing.

Grinder will be crashing.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago

Lee Greenwood's body is ready.

[–] quick_snail@feddit.nl 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Is Bad Bunny gay?

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Not yet.

Bad Bunny has also expressed publicly that he views his own sexuality as fluid. In a 2020 interview with the Los Angeles Times, he stated, "At the end of the day, I don't know if in 20 years I will like a man. One never knows in life. But at the moment I am heterosexual and I like women."

From his wiki page. It does sound like he's very supportive of LGBT people and their struggles though.

Don't know much of him beyond what's on his Wikipedia page, only heard like 2 or 3 songs, but overall he seems like a very decent dude and conservatives can't handle that lol

[–] eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 day ago

Ok that is an extremely fucking based way for a cishet guy to describe himself.

[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

Is it just a big long pro Israel infomercial?

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

funny they're just going to show the cpac footage and generate AI hosts to talk about how bad the democrats are.

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[–] VitoRobles@lemmy.today 3 points 2 days ago

I thought they don't like politics in football. If they don't like it, then leave.

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Long as they don't preempt the real show, let them have their little pity party

[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 days ago

What an ironically queen move. Big groan and ick.

[–] lechekaflan@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Fucking dickheads still trying hard.

[–] Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Caring about the super bowl halftime show is an inherently gay thing, they should know this.

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[–] escapeVelocity@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 days ago

Snowflakes

[–] Geobloke@aussie.zone 2 points 2 days ago

Presumably the players will all be wearing cargo shorts and new balances

[–] BradleyUffner@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

It would be a shame if someone were able to hack their feed and make it even more gay...

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