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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


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  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
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  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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I plan to have sexual only twice once with your mom and then with your dad 😎 and I'm only moderately sorry for this post

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[–] mrfugu@hexbear.net 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

is it twice a year or once every other year????

[–] Wmill@hexbear.net 7 points 1 day ago
[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

You don’t want to fuck my dad… he’s a war criminal.

Sat his ass down on uranium tank shells. Now he can only fire blanks.

[–] Wmill@hexbear.net 2 points 1 day ago

I figured the first one tbh, majority of my white friends parents are just racist and I'm brown so...

[–] segfault11@hexbear.net 6 points 1 day ago (2 children)

does that mean you’re my new dad or my new mom

[–] Wmill@hexbear.net 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Don't know but your room better be clean by dinner or no beanis tonight

[–] Commiechameleon@hexbear.net 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Do I get beanis if I'm bratty enough? Is it like horseshoe theory? Eventually you'll probably have to because I'll be too bratty and will need to be placated.

[–] Wmill@hexbear.net 3 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I'll just eat yours in front of you maintaining eye contact to establish dominance

[–] segfault11@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] Wmill@hexbear.net 3 points 21 hours ago

If beans were a currency then yeah stonks-up, guess that's why we got bean counter as a saying

[–] Commiechameleon@hexbear.net 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You act like my goal isn't to get you all nice and plump. Moohahaha

[–] Wmill@hexbear.net 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Beans are real good for weight loss for me as long as I don't have any tortillas, been coming out ahead or behind calorie wise

[–] Commiechameleon@hexbear.net 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Oops, I put too much sour cream in them. (I so hope you're not keto...)

[–] Wmill@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Soured it for me I'm vegan πŸ˜”

[–] Commiechameleon@hexbear.net 2 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Aw. I'm sorry. I'll make it up to you, I lied, I didn't put sour cream, it was just all my revolutionary essence. meow-melt

[–] Wmill@hexbear.net 2 points 21 hours ago

Much better yummy

[–] corvidenjoyer@hexbear.net 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Okay sure but what are you an apologist for? sanae-boomer

[–] Wmill@hexbear.net 3 points 1 day ago

Being a bad poster πŸ˜”

[–] Wmill@hexbear.net 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This was a terrible idea everyone's parents are too conservative or too lined up here

[–] Wmill@hexbear.net 2 points 1 day ago
[–] Trying2KnowMyself@hexbear.net 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You got this, I believe in you catboy-thumbs-up

[–] Wmill@hexbear.net 3 points 1 day ago

Very kind ty