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Cannibalistic jellyfish with a vanishing anus are invading Venice | LBC (media.thebrainbin.org)

submitted 3 hours ago by Infrapink@thebrainbin.org to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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Venice is being invaded by cannibalistic jellyfish from the Atlantic that are threatening the delicate balance of the lagoon's ecosystem.

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[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago

C.J.W.A.V.A.

Doesn't quite roll off the tongue like "C.H.U.D.".

[–] SouthFresh@lemmy.world 27 points 3 hours ago

I thought Bezos' wedding was over?

[–] OldQWERTYbastard@lemmy.world 9 points 2 hours ago

Vanishing Anus sounds like a Smashing Pumpkins tribute band.

[–] thorhop@sopuli.xyz 10 points 3 hours ago

The qualifier is what gets me.

[–] TribblesBestFriend@startrek.website 5 points 3 hours ago

We have one of those in Canada. We thought he was gone but now he’s come back. It’s name ? Stephen Harper