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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


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  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
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  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] GayTuckerCarlson@hexbear.net 18 points 2 weeks ago

Anyone who understands this should be euthanized

[–] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 17 points 2 weeks ago

None of these words are in the State and Revolution

[–] ClathrateG@hexbear.net 16 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

I recently found out about clavicular: an incel who intentionally smashes himself in the face with a hammer to alter his bone structure

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

And according to google ran someone over streaming from his cybertruck, seems like a sane fellow.

[–] Carl@hexbear.net 14 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

They had to evacuate the victim in a helicopter, Clav was talking about how he hoped he killed the person as he drove away. It's one of the most fucked things that has ever happened on a stream, so bad he actually got banned from Kick.

He faces no charges afaik, having claimed to the police that he feared for his life because the victim was a stalker, despite bragging about doing it and getting away with it.

He later said that he would vote for Newsom over JD Vance, lmao.

[–] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 13 points 2 weeks ago

I feel like I am having an elaborate joke pulled on me the more I learn about any of this

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 10 points 2 weeks ago

I'm worried about young people today getting down with this unique strain of american fascism.

[–] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 6 points 2 weeks ago

I have to admit that his name sounds cool, maybe I'm alone in thinking that IDK, maybe it'd work as the name of a frontman for a metal band. But mutilating yourself because you scare away women with your fascism is such a new level of gross and unappealing. It's incredible that culture has gotten to the point someone like this gets attention or respect, even if it's from fellow gremlins.

[–] Carl@hexbear.net 14 points 2 weeks ago
[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Jestergooning sounds pretty whimsical.

[–] thefunkycomitatus@hexbear.net 13 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

-- The prison camp guard asked before mag-dumping into my brainpan.

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 12 points 2 weeks ago

I used to be 'with it’, but then they changed what ‘it’ was. Now what I’m with isn’t ‘it’ and what’s ‘it’ seems weird and scary to me

[–] rootsbreadandmakka@hexbear.net 7 points 2 weeks ago

I really hope that’s satire

[–] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 7 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

glorp I endorse this message

[–] DogThatWentGorp@hexbear.net 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Who gave little green aliens internet access?

[–] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] DogThatWentGorp@hexbear.net 11 points 2 weeks ago

GLORP NO I DIDNT MEAN IT

[–] mouseirl@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 weeks ago
[–] KnilAdlez@hexbear.net 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I don't think any of that is legal to do "in the club"

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 8 points 2 weeks ago

CLUB ACTIVITIES:

Dance ✔

Drink ✔

Jorking ✔

[–] deforestgump@hexbear.net 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It's a strange dialect, but I'm pretty sure it's incel shit

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago

And zendaya is is meechee

[–] LeninWeave@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

All I know is that this is incel shit. I can feel it in my bones.