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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
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  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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You're in the COOM ZONE only on Fox brought to you by Kalshi, with Burt Truck and Dicky Rick, let's go to the spank board with Ryan Dump on the play-by-play of today's action...

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[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Thanks Burt, we have exclusive video today from the BONER CAM brought to you by Bud Light, as you can see here the GOAT went into today's game with some saggy balls, fast forward an hour, and see here, no boner! Ouch not looking good for him. We caught up with the GOAT post-game with our girl on the beat reporter Anna Fannie.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Thanks Ryan, Anna Fannie here with the GOAT, so any word on today's performance? "I just didn't feel like cooming, you know, there's more to life than that." Wow, powerful words indeed, maybe the GOAT is washed? Back to you Dicky.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

And here we have the betting market brought to you by Kalshi, as you see, smart money is on the GOAT indeed being washed, with only low odds on he'll recover if he sees some good Brazilian fart porn.