I actually can I can smell it
One time smelled it on a guy at the pool π
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i think cum smells like chlorine
A little yeah but still different and the dude looked spent. Chlorine with a meaty and salty smell
you mean he was doing it right there???
What are the other scan settings they can cycle through?
16 bit mode which renders all reality in low definition
Smell-O-Vision
Ghost Hunter mode which lets them see the undead.
Can confirm, when I took my first dose of HRT, the Estrogen immediately gave me that red robot vision from The Terminator, and it tells me the masturbation stats of every man I see
Is there a way to get my own stats without asking a woman
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Is that a old timey signature in all of your posts? I dig it. Hexbear PHPBB when?
I will keep adding a signature to my posts until we get full PHPBB features implemented or until I get bored and do a different bit instead.
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yeah this is true. i got that ability after about 8 months HRT
Trans women who've masturbates also become invisible on the scanner after enough time on HRT.
This because none of the white stuff comes out. Thus not wasting any cosmic energy.
You need to join the hunt now and go to a barren planet seeded with xenomorphs.
Itβs not fair that women get to see aura and all I got is astigmatism
Can confirm.
Checkmate misogynists
I was walking back home from the gas station and I was thinking about this really unhinged manosphere no fap video boy boy recently did a video on, and how the brain genius claimed women have that power. So in my walk I mused, they must be like the predator and can cycle heat vision, obviously. I am not well.
Trans men lose this power, and that's awesome.