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Most men don't know this, but females have infrared vision like the predator's helmet they can cycle through. One setting is "aura scan" and they can look at you and see your aura is black, that you sinned, and therefore they will call you "little jorkin' de peantis boy" and shun you.

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[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 28 points 1 month ago (2 children)

yeah this is true. i got that ability after about 8 months HRT

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago

You need to join the hunt now and go to a barren planet seeded with xenomorphs.

[–] XiaCobolt@hexbear.net 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Trans women who've masturbates also become invisible on the scanner after enough time on HRT.

This because none of the white stuff comes out. Thus not wasting any cosmic energy.

[–] SpookyBogMonster@lemmy.ml 23 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Can confirm, when I took my first dose of HRT, the Estrogen immediately gave me that red robot vision from The Terminator, and it tells me the masturbation stats of every man I see

[–] christian@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Is there a way to get my own stats without asking a woman

[–] barrbaric@hexbear.net 16 points 1 month ago

Might be able to take some estrogen and look through a series of prisms.

[–] Saeculum@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

How's the leaderboard looking?

[–] SpookyBogMonster@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 month ago

So far, Jeff from HR is clocking some insane gooning hours. Dude hasn't cum in weeks, but cranks that hog like crazy, on the reg

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 21 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I actually can I can smell it

One time smelled it on a guy at the pool 😭

[–] into_highest_invite@lemmygrad.ml 16 points 1 month ago (3 children)

i think cum smells like chlorine

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

A little yeah but still different and the dude looked spent. Chlorine with a meaty and salty smell

[–] into_highest_invite@lemmygrad.ml 13 points 1 month ago

you mean he was doing it right there???

[–] booty@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

It's definitely a little bit bleachy.

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 2 points 1 month ago

Holy shit! You're absolutely right! How have I never made that connection before‽

[–] Trying2KnowMyself@hexbear.net 20 points 1 month ago

Can confirm.

volcel-kamala

[–] KnilAdlez@hexbear.net 19 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

That's ok, because for just 29.99 you can buy my patented 'no fap aura' cologne. made of the finest of snake oils, you can masturbate as much as you want and maintain your alpha aura. Order today and get a free copy of my book: Real Men Do What I Say and Nothing Else to learn how masculinity actually works.


[–] SpookyBogMonster@lemmy.ml 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Is that a old timey signature in all of your posts? I dig it. Hexbear PHPBB when?

[–] KnilAdlez@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I will keep adding a signature to my posts until we get full PHPBB features implemented or until I get bored and do a different bit instead.


[–] SpookyBogMonster@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 month ago

Based, PHPBB is truly the People's Forum

[–] GoodGuyWithACat@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What are the other scan settings they can cycle through?

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 16 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

16 bit mode which renders all reality in low definition

Smell-O-Vision

Ghost Hunter mode which lets them see the undead.

[–] juniper@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago

I'm gonna transition so I have access to all the cool powerups trans-undertale

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago

It’s not fair that women get to see aura and all I got is astigmatism

[–] P1d40n3@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I was walking back home from the gas station and I was thinking about this really unhinged manosphere no fap video boy boy recently did a video on, and how the brain genius claimed women have that power. So in my walk I mused, they must be like the predator and can cycle heat vision, obviously. I am not well.

[–] P1d40n3@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago

Trans men lose this power, and that's awesome.

[–] CliffordBigRedDog@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Not if you self suck and swallow to retain your Yang Energy

[–] vegeta1@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago

They have scouters like the power level ones to see this. Fellas the only way to combat this is to have a scouter that can detect women's farts. I can't prove it but it happens. I swear it happens. Let me out of this padded room I'm right

[–] Andrzej3K@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

If you rub it all over your face they can't see you at all