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[–] edm@thelemmy.club 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Seriously, how do we get these corrupt clowns out of GOV. We need real representation, not bought and paid for people who have zero morals.

This is both sides. Epstein goes back decades and they are all in on the cover up.

[–] Thor_Whale@lemmus.org 2 points 1 week ago

It's almost impossible. The best we could do is sink the ship which they are doing anyway. So continue the course until it implodes.

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago
[–] charonn0@startrek.website 2 points 1 week ago

Pirate King: HE DID?!? ... oh... oh, yes so he did... I was there.

[–] 6stringringer@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 week ago

How long until she becomes an accident from a high rise building? This is the point where she will attempt flight. Honestly, beginning this new hobby on the ground does have some benefits.

[–] lechekaflan@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

That psycho bitch trying to sound funny.

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