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badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


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  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
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  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
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  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)
[–] Blakey@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

if anything birds are more likely to shit on the floor though

[–] Trying2KnowMyself@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

RIGHT?!? Like, anything besides a human is more likely. Unless you’re Kaitlin Bennett.

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago

I will revisit my experiment

[–] microfiche@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I'll shit on my balls but that's it.

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago

disgost hrmm i guess that'll have to do

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago
[–] SchillMenaker@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

TIL my little asshole dog is a human

Well played Diogenes, well played

[–] SockOlm@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

ok but what does the size of the dog's asshole have to do with that

[–] SchillMenaker@hexbear.net 1 points 1 month ago

Smaller poops

[–] Goblinmancer@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

Ohio Become Human

[–] Trying2KnowMyself@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The real proof you’re human is when it gets caught in your underwear instead of making it to the floor.

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I don't have time to check your undies. Poop. Floor. NOW.

[–] Trying2KnowMyself@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You’ve scared me so much everything is just tightly clenched right now.

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Trying2KnowMyself@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

Oh good, those NOWs get awfully insistent on speed

[–] radio_free_asgarthr@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago

My condolences. Please return when you are regular

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yeah well I'm sick of AI pretending to be human, and if you can't pass my pooring test then I'm afraid it's Lights Out for you, punk

[–] BobDole@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Take a poop on the floor in front of us! Now turn it into wine!

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago

Come here and witness the holes in my hands. I poop through them

[–] huf@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago

you better not shit on the floor you son of a bitch! i'm going back to italia. arrivederci!