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Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


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Like it's all, oh you can't say that you'll offend the gays. It's POlitical Correctness gone mad.

Having a bit of banter with the lads at the pub, i tell a joke that's a bit blue and them Some BUSYBODY sticks her (or their?????) head in to tell me to Shut My gob because my hilarious retelling of a Jimy Carr gag (honestly it's not my best impression i think my gervais is a modicum beyter) was 'putrid and boorish' and them was going to 'dump their pint on your fucking head if you don't shut up now'

So I turned around to give they what for and my mouth immediately sewed itself shit

Well,,,, wokies??? You got what you wanted. Are you happy nlw. Can't say anything mo more

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[–] Mindfury@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Mr Anderson, what use is a phone call if you cannot chat a bit of shit with the boys?

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago

Woke mind virus buries itself into my belly button

[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago

Fingers have mouths. Wokuza is coming.

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

File under 'Posts that sound like a half-baked Boonta Vista intro'

[–] Blakey@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

so just a boonta vista intro

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Ben: And here's someone. He's just come back from the bar with a round, but when he goes to take a sip, he discovers his mouth is molded shut! It's Theo! Hi Theo!

Theo: Ben can I please pull back the curtain just a tad, would you like me to provide verbal comment in this section to carry the bit forward, as I imagine it would be difficult to do with a mouth that it preternaturally melded closed, or is this a setup for me to make atrocious wet mouth noises

B: However you'd like to take it mate

T: Well, I would rather not. I don't hold the listener in quite the same disdain as I have for myself.

Lucy: Those were certainly some wet mouth noises

B: Improv!

[–] Blakey@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago

They seem to have stopped doing the slurpy-noise pull back the curtain running joke and that to me is a good change tbh

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