this post was submitted on 21 Feb 2026
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badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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submitted 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) by Keld@hexbear.net to c/badposting@hexbear.net
 
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[–] DivineChaos100@hexbear.net 42 points 1 week ago (3 children)
[–] huf@hexbear.net 22 points 1 week ago

we're maturing as a community

[–] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Nature is healing (except possibly OP who may have developed some unique infection previously unobserved by the medical community)

[–] Snort_Owl@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago

:(

My posts are bad :(

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 27 points 1 week ago
[–] Egonallanon@feddit.uk 26 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I just want you to know I'm very upset with you.

[–] Mindfury@hexbear.net 23 points 1 week ago

this one made me physically wince, GOOD post

[–] Thordros@hexbear.net 23 points 1 week ago

Badposting order-of-lenin material here.

[–] BobDole@hexbear.net 22 points 1 week ago

Alright, time to shut the comm down

[–] agentant@hexbear.net 21 points 1 week ago
[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 19 points 1 week ago
[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 19 points 1 week ago

kitty-birthday-sad I shouldnae have clicked

[–] ea6927d8@lemmy.ml 19 points 1 week ago

This either deserves a ban, or a promotion.

[–] MoreLikeHazBeen@hexbear.net 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Keld@hexbear.net 21 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] Imnecomrade@hexbear.net 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Does there need to be a rule for no gross out posts? I remember the last post here that grossed me and others out was removed by moderators for this reason.

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You made me realise i should probably put a cw on this

[–] Imnecomrade@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago

Your CW and NSFW filter helps. I logged into hexbear and this was on the top page and gave me a scare. Thank you :)

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 15 points 1 week ago
[–] Keld@hexbear.net 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Added alt text because I realised I forgot.

[–] edie@lemmy.encryptionin.space 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

catgirl-thumbsup (I haven't checked the alt text)

(Gross image though)


This user is suspected of being a cat. Please report any suspicious behavior.

[–] Carl@hexbear.net 13 points 1 week ago

why did i click that. i didn't want to see that.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 13 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Moisturize dem piggies this is how you get calluses

[–] Enjoyer_of_Games@hexbear.net 9 points 1 week ago

In the matter of feet, I refer to the authority of the footsoldier.

[–] miz@hexbear.net 12 points 1 week ago (2 children)

this is actually the heel of the foot, not the toe theory-gary

[–] StarkWolf@hexbear.net 18 points 1 week ago (2 children)

this is actually the ball of the foot, not the heel theory-gary

[–] miz@hexbear.net 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

negative

wow quite a brain fart. I will leave it up and go back to bed

[–] SupFBI@hexbear.net 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Take solace in the fact that you made a heel out of yourself.

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Actually it's called the footsies

[–] lurker_supreme@hexbear.net 12 points 1 week ago
[–] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 11 points 1 week ago

HELL YEAH BROTHER

[–] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 11 points 1 week ago
[–] vegeta1@hexbear.net 10 points 1 week ago

Congratulations on a truly bad post.

[–] Commie_Chameleon@hexbear.net 10 points 1 week ago
[–] mrfugu@hexbear.net 9 points 1 week ago
[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 8 points 1 week ago
[–] dove_milk@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)
[–] gnuthing@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

My wife is wondering if you wasted these?

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago

I would never waste candy.

spoilerIts not my image

[–] Snort_Owl@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago

Glorious. Majestic. Wonderful.

[–] Commiechameleon@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago

Yim yum tik toes

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That's the tropical flavour ones! And some tictacs

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