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[–] Strider@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago

They're just insane, the whole lot of them.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago

"Wow, what does your startup do?"

"It synthesizes mining crypto by capturing efforts from Microsoft users trying to uninstall bloatware in Windows 11"

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

If she wanted to do this she'd change her name and disavow her inheritence.

[–] Rooster326@programming.dev 10 points 2 months ago

The only thing she wants is for us to be talking about it, and well here you all are ...

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Phoebe Cates has an AI startup??

[–] turdburglar@piefed.social 4 points 2 months ago

two of em. and they’re spectacular.

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Stephen King's child at least doesn't write under the name "King" to avoid nepotism. I can't read the actual paid article because just going off headlines is apparently OK here, but it doesn't seem like she's trying.

Her chip on her shoulder is a tiny one she blows out of proportion, like so many "problems" of the uber-wealthy.

[–] frog_brawler@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Godric@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

The first time I had a friend reccomend him, I gave them a funny look, thinking they were talking about Joe Hill the musician and labor organizer XD

Edit: I'm sick of people mentioning musicians without songs; here's Preacher and the Slave, from which we get the term "Pie in the Sky".

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RHyGpFncovU

Performed by the late Utah Phillips, as Joe Hill was executed a good 110 years ago.

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[–] arcine@jlai.lu 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Well, she chose AI, so she's already failed !

Good job. It won't succeed thanks to your privilege, because it won't succeed at all !

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 4 points 2 months ago

"I got the VC money, not my problem anymore!"

[–] brucethemoose@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago (21 children)

Phoebe Gates cofounded Phia, an AI shopping assistant, with her Stanford University roommate Sophia Kianni. The shopping assistant plugs into browsers like Chrome and Safari to compare prices and surface deals across tens of thousands of retail and resale sites in real time. It essentially serves as your own personal deal finder: say you’re looking at a $200 dress from Anthropologie, Phia can find and compare prices at second-hand sellers to help customers find a better price.

That's actually a neat premise. Fashion isn't my cup of tea, but otherwise that sounds useful (albeit not very unique; shopping assistants are a dime a dozen).

[–] Carighan@piefed.world 4 points 2 months ago

Ah yes, I remember a browser extension about finding coupon codes for the sites you're on that absolutely didn't end up being disgusting shit. 🤣

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Anyone here old enough to remember froogle?

Ehhhh. Bah! I’m gonna take a nap.

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[–] ColdWater@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 4 points 2 months ago

gates is her father apparently.

[–] Kyle_The_G@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

"I have a chip on my shoulder" nice.

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[–] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago (3 children)

So, I was thinking about the Russian aristocracy today…

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[–] lechekaflan@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Still... Fuck AI.

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