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[–] vane@lemmy.world 28 points 3 days ago

This is fucking worse than monarchy.

[–] etherphon@piefed.world 25 points 3 days ago

If it's that much of a problem for her, perhaps she should consider making a name for herself in a completely different, non-computer related field, hiding her identity. Oh, you don't want it to be that hard? Ok.

[–] circuitfarmer@lemmy.sdf.org 20 points 3 days ago

Pay your taxes or shut up.

[–] Strider@lemmy.world 14 points 3 days ago

They're just insane, the whole lot of them.

[–] ColdWater@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 4 points 2 days ago

gates is her father apparently.

[–] Rooster326@programming.dev 10 points 2 days ago

The only thing she wants is for us to be talking about it, and well here you all are ...

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Phoebe Cates has an AI startup??

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[–] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

So, I was thinking about the Russian aristocracy today…

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Careful. You're about to get called a Tankie

Baby, I’m an anarchist.

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[–] arcine@jlai.lu 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Well, she chose AI, so she's already failed !

Good job. It won't succeed thanks to your privilege, because it won't succeed at all !

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[–] lechekaflan@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

Still... Fuck AI.

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