Go to life's work and freak out and cause a scene until you have to be escorted off the premises.
Start a bunch of fake accounts and if life ever posts a photo of them with someone else comment, "Wow, you look so great here, you're going to make such a great parent to the kid we're going to have together."
Go to life's place and shout and scream at them. Smash all their stuff and call them every obscenity under the sun and say, "What are you going to do about this?"
Then they grab you by the arm and pull you close and say, "I'll find a way." And hearing them say that fills you with the confidence and comfort from the life you knew before.
Then life turns you around and grabs you in an arm bar and leads you to the corner of the room and reminds you why you loved life so much like 
damn life 
like, damn 
