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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 49 points 3 weeks ago
[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 26 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Earlier when you said I wouldn't like it when I said to badpost really bad?

You're right I don't like it catgirl-disgust

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 19 points 3 weeks ago

Be careful what you wiiiiish foooooor! Hehehehe

[–] HumanBehaviorByBjork@hexbear.net 19 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

dayum DO you really put the bad in badposting!!

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 13 points 3 weeks ago

I'm bad to the bone baby

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 18 points 3 weeks ago
[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 16 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

🤣🤣🤣

NGL, you had me until I checked the mag.

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 13 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 11 points 3 weeks ago

Quite a loveable stinker. Like Drop Dead Fred and Beatlegeuse! ❤️😍🤗

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 14 points 3 weeks ago

It's times like this when i'm glad I only know Harry Potter stuff from cultural osmosis

That and seeing two of the movies while blitzed

I forget which ones

[–] deroyonz@lemmy.zip 13 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Leon_Grotsky@hexbear.net 8 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

to really land this bit you should hide the punchline like so

spoilerthis way people who check URLs get to feel clever, and some people might get a laugh out of getting got

[–] deroyonz@lemmy.zip 12 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

thank you leon youre like a father to me

to show my appreciation please enjoy this funny cat compilation https: ̸ ̸ www.youtube.com ̸ watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

[–] ThermonuclearHoxha@hexbear.net 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

For more cat videos, please don't forget to like and subscribe: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[–] ThermonuclearHoxha@hexbear.net 4 points 3 weeks ago

What did you do to my cat video? catgirl-cry

[–] Leon_Grotsky@hexbear.net 1 points 3 weeks ago

This is a very funny video of cats

[–] TheBroodian@hexbear.net 13 points 3 weeks ago

Cognitohazard

[–] xijinpingist@hexbear.net 11 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Never read Harry Potter. No idea what this means.

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 13 points 3 weeks ago
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 12 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Israel: Luke
Hamas: Vader
Media: umm idk
Elizabeth Warren: the emperor???
Social media: fkn droids or something

[–] Blakey@hexbear.net 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

It feels like this should be worse but it actually isn't

I still fucking hate it though

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I don't know enough about star war to complete the bit doggirl-gloom

[–] Blakey@hexbear.net 3 points 3 weeks ago

still felt the need to inflict it on the rest of us though

[–] Mardoniush@hexbear.net 10 points 3 weeks ago

PFLP, Dobby and his unrelenting war of liberation against the slaveholding magocracy.

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 9 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Hermoine: Black

Dumbledore: Gay

Am I doing these right? I got the official HP page in front of me with the latest revisions

[–] quarrk@hexbear.net 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Warren catching strays 😔😔

[–] Johnny_Arson@hexbear.net 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

The fuck? Fuck her more than almost anyone else.

Please tell me we do not have an unironic Warren fan in our midst.

[–] quarrk@hexbear.net 4 points 3 weeks ago

It was sarcasm, /s for the sound she makes warren-snake-green

[–] Blakey@hexbear.net 9 points 3 weeks ago

thanks, I hate it

[–] Speaker@hexbear.net 3 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

This is shockingly accurate.

Israel/Harry: Racist eugenicist colonist whose greatest dream is to be a cop; fictional

Hamas/Voldemort: Was not in any of the schools or hospitals that Israel/Harry destroyed

Media/Ministry: Feckless, complicit, weird obsession with children

Elizabeth Warren/Umbridge: Annoying for a couple of years before vanishing, loves rules, green-creature-coded

Social media/Daily Prophet: Full of ads, toxic and dangerous health advice, incoherent politics, weird obsession with children