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For months, callers to the Washington state Department of Licensing who have requested automated service in Spanish have instead heard an AI voice speaking English in a strong Spanish accent. The agency has since apologized and says it’s trying to fix the problem.

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[–] Unleaded8163@fedia.io 11 points 1 hour ago

This is hilarious. I work on translation software and know exactly what's wrong. They've selected a spanish voice, but not translated the content to spanish. I was playing around with these settings in our software and produced exactly this result.

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 62 points 2 hours ago (2 children)
[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 22 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

This is hilarious, but in a I can’t believe how fucking absurd and stupid way.

They didn’t even bother QAing the pre recorded messages by listening once.

[–] supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz 9 points 1 hour ago

I feel terrible having done this to Picard...

[–] x00z@lemmy.world 19 points 2 hours ago (3 children)
[–] turboSnail@piefed.europe.pub 16 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

🤣 priceless!

You know there are vibe coders who don’t even try to run the code before uploading it. Apparently, those very same people make phone services too. Just do everything with AI, and ship it without checking anything at all. Full steam ahead, never look back.

[–] x00z@lemmy.world 11 points 1 hour ago

And they get paid the same amount as normal developers. And probably get paid to fix all the mistakes they make.

[–] hperrin@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 hour ago

That doesn’t sound like an AI voice in that it used generative AI. It sounds like someone just fed the English into a Hispanic voice on a regular text to speech engine. I could be wrong though.

[–] bold_omi@lemmy.today 5 points 2 hours ago

Thanks for the link.

[–] dizzle18@lemmy.zip 21 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

Well…I laughed. I’ll just see myself to hell now.

[–] supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz 16 points 2 hours ago

“It was hilarious to us in the moment because it was so absurd,” she said Thursday. “But at the same time, it has real accessibility issues for people who call in every day and need to speak in a different language other than English.”

We are all going there together.

[–] Jhex@lemmy.world 8 points 2 hours ago

Oh I LOL'd my friend... I'll fix you a chair next to mine in hell

[–] wjrii@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

Always grimly funny when you can basically suss out the lazy-ass prompt: "Now do the same message, but Spanish."

[–] TheAsianDonKnots@lemmy.zip 7 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

“Hey fool, we heard you like, want a license to drive and shit. Press uno if you only have one card left, hahahaha just kidding just kidding calm down. Press numero two if you want to drive. Press numero three if you’re a cabrón and have to reschedule a failed test, or press numero four if you like, wanna talk about your feeling or some shit. If you want to repeat these options press that hash homie, and thank you for calling the Washington state Department of Pendejos that get to decide that yours truly has to ride a fucking bike everywhere in the wet-ass rain. *whistles good bye”

[–] lemmie689@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 hour ago