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[–] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 3 points 15 minutes ago
[–] lumettaria@sopuli.xyz 6 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Isn't war something that needs to go through congress? On top of that, isn't this an international joint operation between two nations that DEFINITELY would need to go through congress? Doesn't matter? Okay.

[–] Mulligrubs@lemmy.world 1 points 3 minutes ago* (last edited 2 minutes ago)

Constitutionally, war should go through congress.

But we haven't followed the constitution in a very long time, obviously... decades

that's what makes someone like Trump possible, and here we are.

[–] DoomGuy_e66@lemmy.world 1 points 59 minutes ago

Are we about to witness World War III?

[–] clot27@lemmy.zip 12 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

This whole country is fucking satanic death cult

[–] Mulligrubs@lemmy.world 1 points 53 seconds ago

IF ONLY. Lucifer is a pretty cool guy

[–] Ruiner13@lemmy.world 2 points 33 minutes ago

Hey, don't besmirch the good Satan lovers, they mostly want orgies.

[–] Kanda@reddthat.com 9 points 3 hours ago

That's one way to liberate them

[–] ulterno@programming.dev 11 points 4 hours ago

I suppose that's what they meant by "liberation".

[–] AlexLost@lemmy.world 10 points 5 hours ago

Nice war target eh? A couple of schools. Known to house the military though, right?!

[–] baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 36 points 8 hours ago

Iran should retaliate by blowing up the White House, since it’s full of 12-year-olds.

[–] selokichtli@lemmy.ml 23 points 8 hours ago

The only thing they probably regret is not fucking them before the massacre. They are monsters.

[–] finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 65 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

If Netanyahu's involved, you can be sure there'll be dead children.

[–] snausagesinablanket@lemmy.world 11 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

Nothing surprises me anymore.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 10 points 12 hours ago

Netanosferatu

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 14 hours ago

It's his kink.

[–] kingofras@lemmy.world 48 points 14 hours ago

… whilst having your own justice department spend months deleting testimony that you raped and witnessed the killing of 12 year old girls.

[–] hihnakukko@sopuli.xyz 24 points 13 hours ago (3 children)

"Our objective is to defend the American people by eliminating imminent threats from the Iranian regime, a vicious group of very hard, terrible people," Trump said, calling the strikes "a massive and ongoing operation."

The girls were apparently a vicious group of very hard, terrible people so its okay

[–] bennieandthez@lemmygrad.ml 5 points 4 hours ago

They were future terrorists amirite

[–] ulterno@programming.dev 2 points 4 hours ago

It was very hard to get them to bend the knee.
They were terrible at giving US free stuff.

[–] anotherspinelessdem@lemmy.ml 87 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

How is Iran even supposed to retaliate against a country that regularly guns down its own children?

[–] FatVegan@leminal.space 24 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

What are you gonna do? Blow up our school? We gun down everyone in the state before you even reach us, while neighbouring states chant USA USA

[–] Riverside@reddthat.com 2 points 2 hours ago

Charred-town tactics

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 14 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

that's a fair point. we are crazy as shit. to be fair, the children are also gunning themselves down too they are not exactly unarmed

[–] Digit@lemmy.wtf 3 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Not entirely their own free volition.

Primed, used as problem-reaction-solution patsies.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

own free volition.

oh dude we don't have that here. that's on a subscription package and we're all too broke for volition

[–] Digit@lemmy.wtf 1 points 3 hours ago

And I wholeheartedly apologise for my small part in that, having worked in advertising [(until Bill Hicks saved me)].

I was "just doing my job", to the best of my abilities, for my client. Maximally manipulating minds... And that was about 25 years ago, before all the datamining cold-reading hypno tech these days. Me and my guy, our meagre team of two, with our non-existent budget, we changed the culture... Now imagine what those with the tech today, and the budget of billions and trillions could do to people... Especially those who are completely oblivious and not actively trying to avoid the manipulations.

They'll deprive you of all wealth, and all free volition, if given a chance.

[–] dditty@lemmy.dbzer0.com 33 points 16 hours ago

Liberating them of their mortal coils

[–] funkajunk@lemmy.world 64 points 18 hours ago

A primary school, no less

[–] Heavybell@lemmy.world 7 points 12 hours ago

"Can't be oppressed if you're dead" :/

[–] Beetschnapps@lemmy.world 30 points 18 hours ago

Imagine telling the world that the people of Iraq would open their arms to US invaders and the whole thing not taking too long…

Like a pattern emerges…

[–] MrNobody@quokk.au 22 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)

From the country whose leaders SA little girls, death is probably liberation in their mind.

[–] TheBroodian@hexbear.net 7 points 15 hours ago

Truer words have never been spoken

[–] ShittDickk@lemmy.world 1 points 14 hours ago

They raided it first for the new Trumpenyahoo island. The bomb was to make unrecovered bodies less suspicious.

[–] redbrick@lemmy.world -4 points 17 hours ago

To them it's probably a numbers game...sacrifice a few to free the many? ..maybe my math is not mathing...