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[–] damnthefilibuster@lemmy.world 35 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

He’s right. They should deport Native Americans to the land they belong and remove all the people who are occupying that land for the last few hundred years. After all, that land belongs to the Natives since a longer time.

[–] moondoggie@lemmy.world 31 points 2 weeks ago

If only there were some way he could have known these people were native to America

[–] AntiBullyRanger@ani.social 13 points 2 weeks ago

This is also called “Genocide”

[–] ramble81@lemmy.zip 9 points 2 weeks ago

Native…. American…. What could that mean, native… native to what?

[–] SW42@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

But… where to?

[–] chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 weeks ago

The constitution is clear on how citizenship is defined. People saying this kind of thing are enemies of the republic.

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 3 points 2 weeks ago

JFC that site is as toxic as my ex. Also did they really need the first five sentences to be a repetition of the headline verbatim?

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 weeks ago

They are legal residents of Canada if they'd rather live here.

[–] ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Funny, I was going to put the opposite in a 'controversial opinions' post earlier

[–] ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Or, if they’re feeling generous, the settlers could get away with just back taxes and outstanding rent