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[–] umbraroze@slrpnk.net 16 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

That's a bit weird. They didn't get this worked up about being called "Micro$oft" or something. This is probably hitting the nerve in a completely different way!

[–] Techlos@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 hour ago

They're proud capitalists, so it never bothered them. They aren't proud of their slopware though

[–] BodilessGaze@sh.itjust.works 5 points 4 hours ago

Microsoft has over 200k employees, and the people (person?) managing the discord are probably at the bottom of the totem pole. I doubt they put more than 5 seconds of thought into this.

[–] Dentzy@sh.itjust.works 38 points 10 hours ago

I loved the:

Of course, the internet rarely leaves things there.

There are many things wrong about the current Internet, but the pettiness against any affront (real or perceived) won't ever die, and I think that's good.

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 21 points 10 hours ago

Microslop should ask their own NoPilot about the Streisand Effect.

[–] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

Am I the only one questioning why Microslop has a Discord server? Don't they have a chat product?

[–] kautau@lemmy.world 35 points 10 hours ago

"Hello I'm [generic person 2387362] and I'm the community manager for [generic corporation/tool/product 1892873]! I just started a few weeks ago and I'm so excited to announce that in the interest of [generic engagement and advertising], we'd started a discord server! We [positive transitive verb] our community, and want to bring them together so they can share some of the [productivity success stories] they've had or ask the community for support! Remember, while this is an official [generic corporation] channel, by joining this community you agree to [27 pages of legal terms about them owning your messages and data farming you]."

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[–] shai_hulud@lemmy.world 19 points 9 hours ago

Microsoft is tired of Microslop? Weird, that.

[–] ms_lane@lemmy.world 178 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

NoPilot

I like it, I like it.

[–] BryyM@lemmy.world 32 points 13 hours ago

Thank you for pointing out this clearly superior word, you expanded my vocabulary!

[–] MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world 22 points 10 hours ago
[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 108 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago) (1 children)

Reminds me of the time when Disney allegedly* sent a memo to workers at Disney Land and Disney World telling them that, if they didn't stop complaining about the abysmal working conditions by calling both parks Mousewitz, they'd be fired.

Within the hour, workers started calling it Duchau in stead.

*read: probably

[–] lornosaj@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

I get the Mousewitz part but what’s the reference to Dachau about? Duchau read like Duckau as in Donald Duck?

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 37 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

Idk Microsoft, maybe fix your AI so it doesn't recommend Microsoft products that are either depreciated or don't exist.

It's pretty embarrassing for you.

[–] jwt@programming.dev 1 points 4 hours ago

*deprecated

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 11 points 10 hours ago

If it was the only bad thing about Microsoft, it would be pretty great though.

[–] mp3@lemmy.ca 22 points 10 hours ago

🎶 Barbra Streisand 🎶

[–] rogsson@piefed.social 66 points 13 hours ago

Why would Microslop do this? Aren’t they proud of the slop they are filling everything with? Or is this just a simple insecurity thing? Want us to call you Macroslop instead?

[–] Jhex@lemmy.world 77 points 14 hours ago

Oh Microslop... throwing tantrums like a 5 year old brat

[–] XLE@piefed.social 31 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Things must be rough for the AI fandom when a Discord made for CoPilot is unsustainably critical of CoPilot

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 7 points 11 hours ago

Who else would even join except bots?

[–] Aberration13@lemmy.world 76 points 14 hours ago (1 children)
[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 102 points 14 hours ago (1 children)
[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 29 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago) (5 children)

Good old roflcopter.

Wait, this a picture? Seriously? Here's some ascii art ones: https://gist.github.com/MatthewRalston/3f529c819e4976c7e6572f5682c8959f

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[–] NavySqueal@lemmy.world 37 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Ah microslop kicking themselves for not buying discord

[–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 3 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

They would have run it into the ground with mismanagement and a new chat application would become the popular choice within a year, while Microslop's new acquisition fades into obscurity, eventually to be depreciated and shut down my Microslop themselves.

As has happened multiple times already in history.

[–] NavySqueal@lemmy.world 2 points 7 hours ago

Only before microslop would have found yet more ways like charging for additional characters past a 250 word limit and connecting to a chat for more than an hour :'). I seriously miss groups/social. When microslop/xbox actually had that false sense of caring for their communities

[–] LiveLM@lemmy.zip 25 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

I wanna join the server just to look at the absolute loser shit that must be going down in the "Aha AI Moments" channel

[–] RamRabbit@lemmy.world 4 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

Microsoft locked all the channels in that discord within the last few hours.

Before that, every channel was Microslop nonstop. Apparently even giving them feedback (in the feedback channel) about the product is no longer allowed. Microsoft cannot handle the fact they dish out slop.

[–] sylver_dragon@lemmy.world 39 points 14 hours ago (3 children)

Microslop needs to ask Copilot about the Streisand Effect. As someone not chronically on social media, I hadn't heard about this term yet. Now, it's one of my favorites.

Funny enough, I've been experimenting with Copilot at work and it does have some genuine uses for looking up information quickly. Especially when trying to troubleshoot Microslop products. Between the disaster called "Windows 11", the cluster-fuck which is New Outlook and the complete shitshow which falls under the umbrella of "Defender", it's obvious that they have stopped investing in QA and testing. At least Copilot can help me find the right document to quickly tell me that I can't do something I used to be able to do in the old version of Outlook. Or, that Defender is incapable of doing things which even Symantec Antivirus had gotten right in the early 2000's.

[–] CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 hours ago

I still use windows 10.

[–] bizarroland@lemmy.world 4 points 8 hours ago

I've said this before that if they made it optional and gave us the choice of using it as part of the operating system, then people might use it and might find reasons to like it. But shoving it down our throats is offensive and rapey. I'm not interested in being raped by microslop.

In fact, I am violently opposed to it. If one of the people that are shoving nopilot down our throats was in front of me, I would attack that person, at least verbally, but also possibly physically depending on their response.

[–] BryyM@lemmy.world 29 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

Please edit your post to add Nopilot instead of copilot, its the superior word

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[–] teslasdisciple@lemmy.ca 16 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

20 years ago (yes, I'm old) we called it Microshaft Winblows. Perhaps it's time to resurrect that.

[–] Maultasche@lemmy.world 4 points 9 hours ago

I'm Germany, we called it Windoof

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 7 points 11 hours ago (3 children)

Love how every social media site is becoming more and more like /r/Conservative.

[–] DrDickHandler@lemmy.world 7 points 10 hours ago

They essentially ARE. You can also throw in all major broadcasting networks in that bucket as well. Everything is pro Israel and they are all trying to justify their genocide to their dumb fuck base.

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